Naval Seamen Will No Longer Have to Come Aboard the USNS Harvey Milk

27 Comments on Naval Seamen Will No Longer Have to Come Aboard the USNS Harvey Milk

1. Hope the remove the “Enter Here” sign on the stern too!

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2. Edit: Hope they remove…

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3. Who is a recent naval hero?

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4. Rename the ship, “USS Donald J. Trump”. Leftist minds would explode. LOL! Still a great name for a US military vessel.

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5. Now it will no longer be the ‘BUTT” of jokes!

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6. it was an unforced foul

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7. https://iotwreport.com/historical-first-ever-all-gay-us-navy-helicopter-crew/

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8. Jimmy Kimmel: They’ll rename it the Pete Buttigeig.

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9. I’m surprised ofuckingbama didn’t name one after PETE BOOTYJUICE!

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10. I hope it doesn’t sink when they remove the butt plug.

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11. The ironic thing is that it is an oiler. Oiling up Seamen. Probably from the rear instead of alongside, like most other oilers.

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12. Not this boat BUT:

    Can You Fuckin Guys name something after CLINT EASTWOOD FFS!

    The man has Carried the Flag, Criticized The Government when Appropriate, & made Millions of people THINK about important issues.

    He really is a national treasure.

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13. Cheeky headline Dr. Tar.

    Thanks, Kcir. I really worked and reworked that one. – Dr. Tar

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14. Bad luck to rename a ship. Sink it off San Francisco.

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15. @MJA — Turn it into a gay party boat, and THEN sink it off San Francisco.

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16. @Rick:

    Can You Fuckin Guys name something after CLINT EASTWOOD FFS!

    Great idea! But heard the nickname of the Harvey Milk is the USS Dirty Hairy. 🙄🙄🙄

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17. You can’t name a United States Naval Vessel USS Dirty Hairy. That sounds like some harry fat chick with poor hygiene. What are you thinking? LOL. The USS Rowdy Yates.

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18. Rawhide!

    Brad, I was looking at the lyrics of that song with the idea of morphing it into a parody. But I don’t think it is possible, even REMOTELY possible, to parodize that song without making it too raunchy even for iOTW!

    Holin’, holin’, holin’…

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19. @Brad — Well, since MJA says it’s bad luck to rename a ship, how about the USS Ship With No Name?

20. Uncle Al

    I think you can safely rename it as long as you repaint it. Kind of strange to have a pink ship in the Navy anyway.

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21. Check out Operation Petticoat with Tony Curtis and Cary Grant aboard the USS Sea Tiger. Blake Edwards film, and funny.

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22. Al, I remember it well. Back when writers use to be able to create fun shit to watch.

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23. No more scrubbing Harvey’s Poop Deck.

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24. The ceremonial stomping of the mayonnaise packs has been postponed.

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25. So no one will ever be able to say that the Harvey Milk is full of seamen.

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26. According to today’s Babylon Bee the USS Harvey Milk has been renamed USS No Homo.

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27. It’s not coming aboard the USNS Harvey Milk that’s difficult, it’s coming across the USNS Harvey Milk that’s the real challenge!