ALL I KNOW IS, WHEN I PRAYED LONG AGO, GOD TOLD ME “BENITO, YOU ARE A BOMBED BEANER!!”
I’M TRYING FOR SOMETHING BETTER, BUT GOD IS SILENT
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From the Shorter Catechism of the Westminster Confession of Faith:
Q1: What is the chief end of man?
A1: Man’s chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy Him for ever.
Romans 11:36
1 Corinthians 10:31; Psalm 73:25-26
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I’m pretty sure I’m his comic relief.
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I’m fairly certain he wants me to enjoy the same things he does in the time I have left on Earth, you know, good food, good sex, etc. So I’m here to report that the food has been just terrific lately! Why just this morning I made five-star toast with the best fermented Irish butter my Social Security check could buy. And the strawberry jam was fantastic, as well (even though I think the berries were picked by illegals. Hopefully, they ate some in the field and had a good breakfast, too.) Thanks, God, for lookin’ out for me!
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God’s work must truly be our own. And evil people like the obama hoardes need to reside in Hell. Our job is to help them get there asap.
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Satan has been working overtime to get ready for the influx of Deep State members currently waiting in hand-baskets for their Journey to the appropriate Nine-Circles of Hell.
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Epstein said it was OK to comment here with my face revealed…
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i am the star of his personal joke reel.
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F.D.R. in Hell has reformed!! He needs a
Get-Out-Of-jailHell free card!
Wait. He left a will and I’m in it?
^^ Near miss for Bad Joke Friday.
ALL I KNOW IS, WHEN I PRAYED LONG AGO, GOD TOLD ME “BENITO, YOU ARE A BOMBED BEANER!!”
I’M TRYING FOR SOMETHING BETTER, BUT GOD IS SILENT
From the Shorter Catechism of the Westminster Confession of Faith:
Q1: What is the chief end of man?
A1: Man’s chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy Him for ever.
Romans 11:36
1 Corinthians 10:31; Psalm 73:25-26
I’m pretty sure I’m his comic relief.
I’m fairly certain he wants me to enjoy the same things he does in the time I have left on Earth, you know, good food, good sex, etc. So I’m here to report that the food has been just terrific lately! Why just this morning I made five-star toast with the best fermented Irish butter my Social Security check could buy. And the strawberry jam was fantastic, as well (even though I think the berries were picked by illegals. Hopefully, they ate some in the field and had a good breakfast, too.) Thanks, God, for lookin’ out for me!
God’s work must truly be our own. And evil people like the obama hoardes need to reside in Hell. Our job is to help them get there asap.
Satan has been working overtime to get ready for the influx of Deep State members currently waiting in hand-baskets for their Journey to the appropriate Nine-Circles of Hell.
Epstein said it was OK to comment here with my face revealed…
i am the star of his personal joke reel.
F.D.R. in Hell has reformed!! He needs a
Get-Out-Of-
jailHell free card!