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Florida law enforcement officers arrested a man for allegedly driving under the influence (DUI) while riding a lawn mower along a toll road.
When calls came in to the Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) that morning about a man operating a lawn mower erratically on Suncoast Parkway, it did not take troopers long to arrive at the scene where they found the suspect, Fox 13 reported.
The man was apparently driving the lawn mower south from Citrus County to Hernando County. Authorities pulled over the suspect, identified as 38-year-old Christopher Spain, near an exit to U.S. 98.
When troopers made contact with the man, they noticed he was showing signs of impairment that include small pupils, flushed skin, dry mouth, and irritation on the inside of his nostrils. Read more
…its nice, but this is still the winner for most atypical DUI vehicle…
https://youtu.be/30InBgGhiSo?si=GrHky-3k1XCcxD8f
@SNS – that’s a classic!
Gravely?
That’s like the Cadillac of zero turn mowers!
If the dummy had the mower engaged he could have claimed to be a volunteer road worker doing a special assignment for a politician.
Idiot. That’s what E-bikes are for.
How did he expect to get up to speed with all the Drag Them There Ears are costing him in the straigh-aways?
I believe George Jones may have been in that saddle first.
I read this earlier. I was certain it was either BFH or Unky Al. I was gathering bail money.
They were just pissed off that he didn’t pay the tolls. lol
https://iotwreport.com/indiana-man-arrested-for-dui-driving-a-power-wheels/