“Do you have a pen?”
“Yes”
“Then you’d better get back to it before the Farmer finds out you’re missing”
38
I’m thinking those damn nose rings have got to be the most unsanitary thing ever. No matter how cute the girl is I stop at the nose ring. Repulsive.
28
Bulls wear rings in their noses not cows.
9
” Nose ring detected… her opinion is rejected.”
13
I’ll be she’s a real peach when she has a cold!
Gaaaaaross!
9
I think I’ve mentioned this before, but years ago I went in to a Subway (what was I thinking), and the girl behind the counter had a nose stud with a nasty infection and she was blowing snot bubbles from it. I took one look, said “never mind” and turned around and left.
10
And do they take it out when they blow their nose or does it just collect snot?
6
“How’s it hangin” has a whole nuther meaning to her!
5
Even worse than rings. The artificial buggers hanging from each nostril.
3
Idiot
7
My idiot son when he was about 19 or 20 decided to get his tongue pierced. My brother-in-law who is a doctor (and my sons’ namesake) when he found out that his tongue had an infection threatened to pull it out with a pair of dikes. He never did that again, that was also the same year that he dyed his blonde hair Smurf blue another dumbass mistake that brought never ending criticism from his grandfather. Thank God he grew out of that shit and is more or less normal now with 2 daughters and a son. Now it’s his turn for payback when they get older.
16
Racial or Ethnic groups mentioned in the video:
Black skin
Hispanic
Yellow skin
Brown skin
Egyptian
White skin
Who’d they leave out?
Albinos
Red Skins (“The Skins”)
The Irish (Potato skins)
This is an outrage! This is racistish! Only an Irishman would have any chance at all of accepting her if he’s hard up!!! And only because she has red hair.
3… 2… 1…
3
That’s a good place to test my 9v battery.
12
My first thought: A large mental sneer.
1
Snot collector. You collect enough of it from yourself, family, and friends to form a ball three feet in diameter, lacquer it, and put it on display along Route 66 in Arizona.
“World’s Biggest Snot Ball”. Tourists will flock to see it.
5
I call them Septum Deviants.
“Hey dude, my eyes are up here.”
Yes, but so is your nose. I’m looking at my shoes.”
5
The nose ring is a symbol of slavery.
Tattoos show who owns you.
When you are removed from your land, chains are hooked to your nose and you are led away. If you run, your face comes off.
12
When I see people spending money on Face Hardware & Ear Washers I immediately feel that I am not charging enough for services because obviously they have MONEY TO WASTE on STUPIDITY.
Both my kids know
3
The goddamn tattoos are just as bad, if not worse.
6
Geoff at 13:27,
My daughter and son both talked about getting a tongue stud.
I threatened them with – you will come off my dental insurance. If you crack a tooth, you will need to pay for it.
Thankfully that threat worked and neither went that stupid route.
I also feel that my daughter’s nose stud and my son’s tattoos are ugly and a waste of money, but they are adults now, and it IS the popular thing these days.
1
Graceia
My daughter got a tramp stamp shortly after moving to ASU for college. My wife cried her eyes out and didn’t speak to her for about 5 years. Pier pressure is a bitch.
4
Also, I’ve mentioned this before, but to recap. At 69 I’m still a gym rat. Fridays are tough after a full week of work. Fridays I’ll come home and take a nap and then head to the gym. Very unusual time for me. I was there one night and some faggy dude is hitting on a couple young girls there. He splits and I say, pretty sure that guy takes it in the ass ladies. From then on they considered me the pervy old grandpa they could say anything to. Like, I dunno why we can’t attract real men. Actually I think they said worth while men. I suggested they take their fucking nose rings out because no guys going to find that attractive. Not sure if it helped. I saw them about two weeks later. No nose rings.
4
They’re opting out of the game of life, like dopers but in a different way. Good that they are so they don’t eff their kids up like they have been. Sex is scary and apparently people are timid. Ultimately sexual dimorphism may come into play. Not with these ones however.
“Do you have a pen?”
“Yes”
“Then you’d better get back to it before the Farmer finds out you’re missing”
I’m thinking those damn nose rings have got to be the most unsanitary thing ever. No matter how cute the girl is I stop at the nose ring. Repulsive.
Bulls wear rings in their noses not cows.
” Nose ring detected… her opinion is rejected.”
I’ll be she’s a real peach when she has a cold!
Gaaaaaross!
I think I’ve mentioned this before, but years ago I went in to a Subway (what was I thinking), and the girl behind the counter had a nose stud with a nasty infection and she was blowing snot bubbles from it. I took one look, said “never mind” and turned around and left.
And do they take it out when they blow their nose or does it just collect snot?
“How’s it hangin” has a whole nuther meaning to her!
Even worse than rings. The artificial buggers hanging from each nostril.
Idiot
My idiot son when he was about 19 or 20 decided to get his tongue pierced. My brother-in-law who is a doctor (and my sons’ namesake) when he found out that his tongue had an infection threatened to pull it out with a pair of dikes. He never did that again, that was also the same year that he dyed his blonde hair Smurf blue another dumbass mistake that brought never ending criticism from his grandfather. Thank God he grew out of that shit and is more or less normal now with 2 daughters and a son. Now it’s his turn for payback when they get older.
Racial or Ethnic groups mentioned in the video:
Black skin
Hispanic
Yellow skin
Brown skin
Egyptian
White skin
Who’d they leave out?
Albinos
Red Skins (“The Skins”)
The Irish (Potato skins)
This is an outrage! This is racistish! Only an Irishman would have any chance at all of accepting her if he’s hard up!!! And only because she has red hair.
3… 2… 1…
That’s a good place to test my 9v battery.
My first thought: A large mental sneer.
Snot collector. You collect enough of it from yourself, family, and friends to form a ball three feet in diameter, lacquer it, and put it on display along Route 66 in Arizona.
“World’s Biggest Snot Ball”. Tourists will flock to see it.
I call them Septum Deviants.
“Hey dude, my eyes are up here.”
Yes, but so is your nose. I’m looking at my shoes.”
The nose ring is a symbol of slavery.
Tattoos show who owns you.
When you are removed from your land, chains are hooked to your nose and you are led away. If you run, your face comes off.
When I see people spending money on Face Hardware & Ear Washers I immediately feel that I am not charging enough for services because obviously they have MONEY TO WASTE on STUPIDITY.
Both my kids know
The goddamn tattoos are just as bad, if not worse.
Geoff at 13:27,
My daughter and son both talked about getting a tongue stud.
I threatened them with – you will come off my dental insurance. If you crack a tooth, you will need to pay for it.
Thankfully that threat worked and neither went that stupid route.
I also feel that my daughter’s nose stud and my son’s tattoos are ugly and a waste of money, but they are adults now, and it IS the popular thing these days.
Graceia
My daughter got a tramp stamp shortly after moving to ASU for college. My wife cried her eyes out and didn’t speak to her for about 5 years. Pier pressure is a bitch.
Also, I’ve mentioned this before, but to recap. At 69 I’m still a gym rat. Fridays are tough after a full week of work. Fridays I’ll come home and take a nap and then head to the gym. Very unusual time for me. I was there one night and some faggy dude is hitting on a couple young girls there. He splits and I say, pretty sure that guy takes it in the ass ladies. From then on they considered me the pervy old grandpa they could say anything to. Like, I dunno why we can’t attract real men. Actually I think they said worth while men. I suggested they take their fucking nose rings out because no guys going to find that attractive. Not sure if it helped. I saw them about two weeks later. No nose rings.
They’re opting out of the game of life, like dopers but in a different way. Good that they are so they don’t eff their kids up like they have been. Sex is scary and apparently people are timid. Ultimately sexual dimorphism may come into play. Not with these ones however.