Beyond Meat Is Beyond Hope

Saturday, 16 August 2025, 17:00 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 25

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Beyond Meat, Bill Gates’ pet project that he’s funneled a tidal wave of cash into, is in serious financial trouble. Today, America woke up to reports that the fake meat company is going belly up and filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. More

25 Comments on Beyond Meat Is Beyond Hope

  1. Recall that bill dropped out of college. You’ve heard him speak. He knows very little about anything specific. Pick a word that describes him:

    Dumbass
    Dumbf*ck
    Dilbert
    Douchebag
    Dummy
    Dorkwad
    Dill weed
    Doofus
    Diabolical narcissist (I borrowed that one)

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  9. A friend worked for Impossible Foods, the other big fake meat company. I think she was involved in the lab, in development. She (and her parents) made out big-time with the IPO. But I’m pretty sure they sold everything while the fad was still hot, and she has moved on to other work.
    The arc of fad to failure was pretty predictable. Vegans don’t want fake meat, meat eaters definitely don’t want fake meat, and it isn’t very healthy.

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  11. I dated a vegetarian many years ago who used to mash up black beans with spices, egg and bread crumbs and fry them in a pan like burgers. They were actually quite good but I would never eat fake meat like they’re pushing now.

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  13. Don’t forget “Savor” Gates new fake butter.
    He is trying to get large bakeries to use it.
    Was on the lookout for it the other day and there it was right next to real butter. A little cheaper, its called Country Crock.
    A fitting name for fake butter.
    They did their own testing on this crap, no FDA testing and the FDA approved it because, Gates.
    It was talked about here a few days ago. It is nasty stuff like Gates.

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  14. I gotta admit, I once had a ‘vegan burger’ that was pretty good, NOT MUSHROOMS which are disgusting, but seeds and grains, a nice texture. I enjoyed it. But I would have enjoyed a good burger more.

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  15. @Ron Jeremy

    We made a movie called “Beyond the Valley of the Big Meat”.

    We also made a movie called “Beyond the Summit of the Big Meat”.

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  19. @Geoff

    ….you have a great idea for a commercial…even better if its done with “Beat It” by MJ as the music accompanying the commercial… it would be like Big Meat Company Inc., asking its competitors to beat its meat. It’s not like asking its competitors to beat their own met….it’s more like challenging Big Meat Company Inc., competitors to produce and market better meat than Big Meat’s meat.

    It’s all so clear.

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  21. I thought impossible burgers might be OK until the problems with soy showed up, beyond meat is just cancer in a wrapper so… better than soy? Nature has this one weird trick for turning plants into meat, look it up on the internet if you’d like.

  22. ICYMI, Bill Gates, who was among the “master minds”behind the Covid scam also directed the government to prevent people from buying vegetable seeds and/or prevent them from planting their truck patch. Research mid evil torture techniques and therein you will find what absolutely and unequivocally needs to be done to the lot of them… and that will be just a fraction of what they deserve.

  23. This reptilian sociopath is still walking around using his obscene wealth to influence how we should live, what we should eat, etc. I’d like to hear a collective “FU*K OFF” directed at this a$$hole.

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