Check Your Ding Dongs

23 Comments on Check Your Ding Dongs

1. EBT shoppers hit hardest. They just can’t catch a break

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2. The mold is probably the healthiest part.

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3. When they get old, your Ding Dongs will mold.

   (Don’t ask how I know this.)

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4. Ding Dongs: Now with Blue Cheese filling!

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5. Interesting side note – Back in my 20s we used to leave semi-empty bottles of Pepsi, Coke, ginger ale and Dr Pepper in a spot for collection. Come collection time they all would very one of them would have some mold on the top of whatever liquid was left in them except for one: Dr Pepper. We used to joke that even the mold didn’t like Dr P, but the reality is that there was nothing nutritious in it to mold!

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6. Edit the cut & paste blemishes:
   Come collection time they all would have some mold on the top of whatever liquid was left in them except for one: Dr Pepper. Zip, zero, nada mold. We used to joke that even the mold didn’t like Dr P, but the reality is that there was nothing nutritious in it to mold. Either that or it was heavy on the preservatives.

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7. It’s amazing that any form of life could exist on a Ding Dong. This gives us hope of finding extremophiles on other planets.

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8. Walpurgis – This gives us hope of finding extremophiles on other planets.

   Great! Now we’ll be attacked for our supply of Ding Dongs!

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9. I used to love ding dongs and if you were honest you would all admit it. Twinkies, Snowballs, Ding Dongs, Mini Donuts were the faves of growing girls and boys. Oh and Hostess pies.

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10. They should have never gone away from wrapping them in foil. The could inhibited mold growth.

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11. Oops, I thought the headline was “Check Your Dingalings.” Boy, did I have some explaining to do at HR this morning. And yes, I still found mold.

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12. “And yes, I still found mold.”

    It sounds like you’re not exercising it enough. LOL

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13. I’m afraid someday theyll find me
    Just stretched out on my bed
    With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
    And a Ding Dong by my head

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14. I was always more of a Little Debbie fan.

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15. I no more than started to check my ding-dong when the wife walked in, sighed then left.

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16. I once had mold on my ding ding, but the doctor gave me a shot to get rid of it.

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17. ding-dong mold implies a lack of use

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18. LOL. Like – use it or lose it?

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19. Are sprinkles supposed to move?

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20. I think my faves were Twinkies and later on, Hostess Cupcakes.
    But not til my early teens, because my parents did not really buy stuff like that and my mom always baked, and as a kid, my Aunt was a big timer at some cookie company in Athens, and my grandma baked, too.

    Dang, I miss fresh-baked bread.

    Also, I’ve been craving for a danish pastry since that post yesterday.

    I feel fat now. I need to jog in place. lol

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21. I used to love ding dongs, but in the last couple of years I’ve woken up to the fact that processed food is full of questionable and toxic ingredients. It’s beyond me why more people have not figured this out.

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22. Not to take away $$$$$$ from Hostess n nem, but there are knock-off recipes online that are kinda close. Not Twinkies, though. Those things are supernatural. lol

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23. Hostess? Meh. Not awful but not good enough.
    Now, if somebody found something nasty in Tastykake Krimpets, the ones with butterscotch icing, THEN I’d be mighty upset.

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