His Whole Department Was Eliminated

23 Comments on His Whole Department Was Eliminated

1. I knew thus was a parody as soon as I opened it up. The guys in shape, physically fit and his hair is it’s natural color. Funny shit.

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2. eliminated, as in thru the digestive tract & out

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3. I worked for the federal gubmint as an intern while in college.
   After one and a half years I was absolutely convinced I would go insane if I took a job there after graduating. Just about everyone did what ever they could to not actually do any work.
   80-20 rule to the extreme.

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4. That would be far more valuable than 95% of government funded studies.

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5. 😂

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6. He looks like a saner Gary Busey. The stifled laugh at the end was a dead giveaway that it was a parody. Is there also an answer to how many peppers could Peter Piper pick if Peter Piper could pick peppers.

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7. It’s coming.

   From President Trump.

   Half the Federal workforce. CUT.

   Live Free Cut Back or Die.

   🤣

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8. ^^^GM^^^
   Half? the Federal workforce cut?
   That would be a good start.

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9. @GM
   Warren Harding did it!
   https://fee.org/articles/warren-harding-the-us-president-who-reduced-federal-spending-by-nearly-50-in-just-two-years/
   .

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10. What’s really funny to me about this is the end of the saying:
    “…if a wood chuck COULD chuck wood.”
    A perfect example of government waste – spending our money researching something we know is a waste of time.

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11. Can a rock chuck (marmot) chuck rocks?

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12. Good news!
    The Department of Redundancy Department is still in business in business.
    My job is still safe still safe.

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13. I am Canadian and worked 2 summers in the early 1970’s as a relief government worker. The only time you saw any work being done was every second Fiday when the paycheques were handed out. Now with direct deposit, you do not even see that!

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14. A young Gary Busey with an un busted head. Would that be Interior dept. Energy? Maybe weights and measures? We need a study, let’s form a working group! Funding, where will we get the funding? Here’s an org chart…

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15. And Geoff, my rock chucker keeps tossing .45 ACP out.

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16. He’s still a close friend from many, many years ago, he was always lazy and just did the minimum to get by in school, etc.

    Just out of high school, he got a job with the city water department.
    He quit after 4 months, he said it was super boring with nothing to do and it drove him nuts.

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17. GM – Half the Federal workforce. CUT.
    Oh Lort!
    That’s gonna be hard on those Montanna Dental Floss farms!

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18. I collected a gubmint check for 4 years while in the Air Force. We did an approximation of work. Or to quote Oleg Atbashian, we pretended to work and they pretended to pay us.

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19. USAID funded the Woodchuck research for 8 Years with 49% of the $100 million Tax Dollars per year kicked back to the DNC with another 25% kicked back to Democrat Senator’s and Congressmen’s spouses.

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20. 😆👍🏻

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21. @ Harry,,,, “I might be movin’ to Montana soon” just to start me a dental floss farm.

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22. My Canadian ex-gf worked in Ottawa for the Ag department. She said her job was “counting cows”.

    There is still the great challenge to determine if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

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23. Nowut Ameen – in Quantum Mechanics, you won’t know if he did or how many he picked until you collapse his wave function to observe him. If he works for government, that involves laying him off!!

    I’m having home-grown, pickled jalapeno peppers on my eggs for breakfast. It’s been a good pepper year.

    🥒🥚🥚🍞

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