BroBible
Endurance athletes are built different. It is not enough for them to simply push their bodies to the point of exhaustion and failure, they have to invent new methods of torture for themed races like the annual 50K Taco Bell Ultramarathon in Denver, Colorado which took place last weekend.
This 50 kilometer race, or just a hair over 31 miles, weaves throughout Denver with the runners stopping at ten area Taco Bell locations to eat and drink staples like Baja Blast, Crunchwrap Supremes, and more. More
Taco Bell and 50 K runs shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence. Anyone for 50 K symptoms of Montezuma’s revenge after eating at Taco Hell, I think not.
“Endurance athletes are built different”
It’s all about caloric intake. It takes fuel. What normal peeps would consider unhealthy to eat they chow down on. I read what Michael Phelps calories per day were when he was training for the Olies. Can’t remember the exact number but damn.
I hope they had plenty of hazmat crews on scene. Yuck.
I’d like to have the adult diaper exclusive contract for that.
Along with wind speed, they must have to factor in anal thrust when determining records. It’s possible to be “Disqualified Due To Flatus.” (Also true in normal life.)
I’ve run many marathons but never any distance more than 26.2 miles.
Always wanted to do a 100 mile race.
The Keys 100 in May runs from Key Largo down to Key West.
You have 32 hours to complete it.
Many fail.
Amazingly some elites do that in half the time.
Pro cyclists during the Tour de France eat 10k calories and sometimes it’s not enough.
“Fifty Yards To The Outhouse” by Willie Makit
“Ten Yards To Go” by Bette Wont
“Why Are You Running?” by I.P.Freely
HideStains Heavy Duty Running Shorts are what they need after chowing down at TB.
Runner #1: Damn, my rectum is about to explode.
Runner #2: Are you wearing HideStains Heavy Duty?
Runner #1: No.
Runner #2: Oh Heck! A picture of your dirty butt is going to be all over the internet.
D.N.F. – Colin O. Scopy
I’d want the porto potty concession at the end of this race. I’d have employees along the route selling wet ones at a dollar a pop.
After I eat at Taco Bell it’s more of a sprint.
https://youtu.be/AecJ4Vi_zqk?si=uptWOll9qYr0rbYR
Taco Bell’s slogan used to be “Run for the border” Someone memed it to be “Run for the toilet”
So I guess who ever won this race was shitting and getting.
I eat at tavo Bell pretty regularly. I get 2 soft taco supremes with extra meat. the soft taco has no seed oil and is fairly low carb and high protein. the rest is lettuce tomato and sour cream. I find the protein superior to any fast food burger
I’m beginning to think that Taco Bell should be required to have a “Pucker Factor” rating on their stuff!!
Jpm
Yea I’m guilty of loving their Burrito Supremes. Remember when Jack in The Crack was exposed to using Kangaroo meat? I also question the sour cream. Bottom line at a weak moment I’ll still eat three of them. Because they taste really good.
@ Bad_Brad TUESDAY, 7 OCTOBER 2025, 17:08 AT 5:08 PM
When I was doing a lot of upland hunting I would pour the bacon grease over the kibble in the barrel and the dogs would eat a gallon or two each/day all season. If they were in the house and rubbed against anything it turned it black.
JDHasty, My last old Lab who gets his fair share of bacon grease in his meals does the same. Since listening to RFK jr advise I’ve stopped using seed oil and use a lot more animal fat when I cook. I’ll save bacon fat. Our sheets have been unaffected. I dunno.
French Fast Food Chain: Jacques In Ze Boks.
I invented the 50K run.
Brian, you invented running diarrhea – from both ends.
u taco-hell denigrators and supporters are deadly mofos, but funny
I only know enough Spanish to order at Taco Bell.