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According to the new “Federal Rules and Regulations for Conduct on Federal Property,” under “prohibited conduct,” this behavior may be all over — unless protesters don’t mind being arrested and charged by the feds. Breaking the new rules can be “punishable by incarceration up to 30 days and a $5,000.00 fine.”
Under the new rules, blocking the driveway (which has been going on since June), masks, screechers, drone operators, urine-bomb throwers, fart machine operators, drunks, intimidators, and “campers” are out.
No more will Teletubby furries be allowed to roller skate around and threaten agents while hiding their identities. More
Hide their identities?!?!
You mean Tinky-Winky isn’t real???
This assumes that the opportunity and the will to actually make arrests exist.
The most prudent course of action would be to arrest all of them, harshly and immediately, to send a message of compliance or else. But history has shown that just because a law exists does not translate into the enforcement of said law.
“… unless protesters don’t mind being arrested and charged by the feds.”
Anyone who refers to participants in the kind of shit that has been going on in Portland as “protesters” is complicit.
Whutever happened to the water cannons of the 60s?
Somewhere…..Mayor Daley is saying “Hold my Beer”….
“If you shoot just a few of ’em right in the face, they eventually stop acting like idiots.”
~Mr. Rogers …probably
“… unless protesters don’t mind being arrested and charged by the feds.”
They probably get paid extra is that happens.
Since Antifa is rioting against ICE in its efforts to round up and deport illegals, here is a fair and non-partisan solution that will please most people.
CBS and the Dept. Of Homeland Security (DHS) are teaming up for a TV show that will benefit illegal migrants and DHS, and for that matter, most of America. DHS will produce the show and some of the income made from advertisements will be given to the illegals.
It will be called “The GOING Show”. Hosted by Chuck Bearass. Suspected illegals will be rounded up, put on the show, and subjected to lie detector tests on the live show. The stage will feature three illegals at a time. Questions such as “What name do you call your mother?”, and “What state is New York in?” and “Where is New Mexico?” will be asked. Unfavorable answers will result in the host banging a big drumstick on a big copper gong, and a trap door will open underneath the lying illegal. Out of a sense of compassion, It will be a soft landing into a big net. The copper gong will be modified to make a sound like “GOING”. To promote audience participation, several screens will flash the words: “GOTCHA”, which is expected to get the audience excited enough to yell it out and clap.
The good thing for lying illegals is they will each get $2,000 dollars and sent on the next airplane, car, truck, or train back to their home countries.
Democrat/Liberal Dodger fans will be hostile toward the show, as they fear Ohtani and Yamamoto will be picked up and not be able to answer any questions, resulting in them being shipped back to Japan.