What do you say to dads telling jokes in a deer blind? Doen’t.
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I’ll allow it.
But I don’t know Y.
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Dear Blind Dad jokes?
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I would under no circumstances share my blind with another hunter and don’t know anyone that would.
How would you decide who gets to take the deer?
They must be Duck hunting.
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Kinda looks like they are sitting in a playpen.
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Blind Hunter Magazine, a parody cover in Nat’l Lampoon, c 1975.
It shows a blind guy in a hunting outfit who has wandered into a farmer’s pasture and is shooting cows.
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I’m laughing at the relies. Jeez, it was a joke people.
Duck Blind joke.
Hunter midweek in the blind by himself. A Mallard swings by and he jumps up an shoots it, dog retrieves it, and a DFG guy jumps out and says let me see that duck. DFG flips the duck upside down and shove his finger up the ducks butt, smells it, and says that’s a Montana duck. You gotta Montana duck license. The hunter says, as a matter of fact I do. Shows the officer and said officer saunters off. 45 minutes later a Wood Duck swings in and the hunter shoots it. Dog retrieves it and the DFG guy once again pops out of the brush. Same routine. That’s Idaho duck. You gotta Idaho duck license? The hunter replies yes I do. Shows the officer the license and once again Mr. DFG disappears into the brush. A half hour goes by and a Spoony comes flying in and once again our trusty hunter jumps up and dispatches the duck. The dogs not even all the way back to the blind yet and Mr’ DFG jups out demanding the duck. Same routine. He tells the hunter that’s a North Dakota duck. You gotta North Dakota duck license. The hunter says as matter fact I do and shows the DFG dude. Finally the DFG, in total amazement, asks the hunter, where the F are you from with all these hunting license. The hunter drops his pants and bends over and says, I don’t know. you tell me.
They’ve been in that stand way too long
Satis-factory. Oh, boooooo. š¤£
Worse than Bad Joke Friday.
What do you say to dads telling jokes in a deer blind? Doen’t.
I’ll allow it.
But I don’t know Y.
Dear Blind Dad jokes?
I would under no circumstances share my blind with another hunter and don’t know anyone that would.
How would you decide who gets to take the deer?
They must be Duck hunting.
Kinda looks like they are sitting in a playpen.
Blind Hunter Magazine, a parody cover in Nat’l Lampoon, c 1975.
It shows a blind guy in a hunting outfit who has wandered into a farmer’s pasture and is shooting cows.
I’m laughing at the relies. Jeez, it was a joke people.
Duck Blind joke.
Hunter midweek in the blind by himself. A Mallard swings by and he jumps up an shoots it, dog retrieves it, and a DFG guy jumps out and says let me see that duck. DFG flips the duck upside down and shove his finger up the ducks butt, smells it, and says that’s a Montana duck. You gotta Montana duck license. The hunter says, as a matter of fact I do. Shows the officer and said officer saunters off. 45 minutes later a Wood Duck swings in and the hunter shoots it. Dog retrieves it and the DFG guy once again pops out of the brush. Same routine. That’s Idaho duck. You gotta Idaho duck license? The hunter replies yes I do. Shows the officer the license and once again Mr. DFG disappears into the brush. A half hour goes by and a Spoony comes flying in and once again our trusty hunter jumps up and dispatches the duck. The dogs not even all the way back to the blind yet and Mr’ DFG jups out demanding the duck. Same routine. He tells the hunter that’s a North Dakota duck. You gotta North Dakota duck license. The hunter says as matter fact I do and shows the DFG dude. Finally the DFG, in total amazement, asks the hunter, where the F are you from with all these hunting license. The hunter drops his pants and bends over and says, I don’t know. you tell me.