Somebody thought they’d sell a lot of glass ceiling smashing novelty hammers for Christmas this year after Hillary won the election. Now they’ve got a lot of unwanted junk and Daily Caller has tried to help them move the merchandise by providing a discount code for their readers.
Seems like the perfect gift for that liberal in your family looking for headache relief.
Donate them to BLM, it’ll simplify their entry into closed businesses during rioting, I mean protesting….Well, one and the same I guess.
Good for smashing cell phone email evidence
They’re selling Hillary’s Hammers, Hilary’s Hankies, Hillary’s HandiWipes and Hillary’s Hemorrhoids.
They’d be great for smashing laptops.
Those hammers are the lefts tactical weapons. One of those idiot finally read where hammers kill more people than guns.
Dumber than a bag of hammers!
Still better than Hillarys’ Bag Of Dicks.
Corona, you mean “Hillary’s Strap On’s”?
Hey, what a deal, you can resell them to the Airforce for $4,000.00 each! Add a Clinton-themed toilet and it’s $8000.00 for the pair!
Owning two Conservative thumbs, I’d beware of those hammers.
Use them on Hillary’s phones📱🔨
Possible marketing idea (a bit too late): Sell little one-use “Hillary!” labeled packets of Goo-Gone for clean removal of incriminating bumper stickers.
Speaking of bumper stickers, the sign that made that key “click” inside my head telling me that my expectation of a Trump win was not just wishful thinking but was really going to happen was seeing a Prius with a Trump bumper sticker.
The perfect sales slogan: “Now you can get hammered like Hillary!”
Good Dollar store item, like “Dreams of My Father”.