It wasn’t his right leg, nor his left, it was his middle leg.
A 23-YEAR-old man was left unable to get an erection after being scratched by a cat, doctors have revealed.
The unidentified patient, from Belgium, suffered erectile dysfunction due to an invasive cat scratch disease, according to BMJ Case Reports.
It is caused by bacteria called Bartonella henselae found in the mouth and claws of cats.
Those coming into contact with the disease can suffer fevers, pustules with complications from the illness even becoming fatal.
The young man told doctors he suffered the general symptoms including pain in his testicles.
He later revealed he was injured by the claws of a cat in his own home after further consultation.
Cat owners are being warned to think twice when they cuddle their cat – and to always wash their hands after hugs and kisses with their fuzzy friend.
ht/ fdr in hell
Cat scratch fever
What was the cat doing there, or what was he doing with the cat?
Call PETA
There is a new male birth control pill. A small, little white pill. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
I bet the cat is relieved that he cant get an erection anymore….
That’s no pussy.
Was his name Achmed?
OK, time for all those “pussy” and the “Claude Balls” jokes… 3… 2… 1…
https://gizmodo.com/scientists-link-cat-parasite-to-common-neurological-d-1806174772
Is this an ‘Onion’ story?
““Claude Balls”
I had no idea. Aren’t we progressive.
Didn’t Uncle Ted warn us about cat scratch fever long ago?
He’s not the first guy to be emasculated by a domineering pussy.
Bad pussy got you down? You lucky it ain’t shrillary.
Cat scratch fever… Daaa-naaaaah-naaaaa!!!…
You give me cat scratch fever… Daaaa-naaaaah-naaaaah-naaaaaaah!!!
The Doctor Must Have Had a Hell of a Time Gettin all The Cat Nip Out Of His Penis !!!
The old vulgar phrase “I got a hard-on a cat couldn’t scratch” doesn’t apply to this sad sac.
It would have helped if he hadn’t spread tuna fish down there
Lol. Great comments, hilarious
That is one diseased pussy.
What? What’d I say?
I’m still trying to imagine a legitimate scenario where a cat could get hold of Mr. Happy. Me-yow!