What do you get when a Chinese doctoral candidate in Toronto designs a computer to think like us and sets it to compose Christmas songs?
(note: The butt whipping robot video is a waste of time.)
What do you get when a Chinese doctoral candidate in Toronto designs a computer to think like us and sets it to compose Christmas songs?
(note: The butt whipping robot video is a waste of time.)
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Computer says “no”
Break Through, Earth shattering, Chinese Canadian……
uhhh, no.
….and will never hear it again.
Boy:
Hey Santa Claus you cunt Where’s me fucking bike?
I’ve unwrapped all this other junk, and there’s nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter, and I come to see you twice.
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody socks, I’d have bloody asked.
And this snowflake shit and sippy cups, you can shove right up your ass!
You’ve stuffed me bloody order up.
It’s enough to make you spew.
And I’m not the only one who’s cross,
Me sisters pissed off too!
Girl:
Hey Santa Claus you cunt! Where’s me fucking doll?
You promised me you’d bring me one, you remember who I am?
Cause I’m the little girl, who you made sit right on your hand.
I’ll give you fucking ho ho ho,
You forgot me fucking doll.
Boy:
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath, and check his bloodshot eyes.
And don’t listen to him boys and girls, ’cause he tells fucking lies.
He’s just a piss tank and a pervert, and he’s not even very bright.
Cause the old fucking wanker,
Forgot me fucking bike.
…remember 3.5 disk versions of this song… Time{Space}.
Luna
Sung to Jingle Bells.
Sliding through the snow
In a V8 powered sleigh
O’er the ice we go
Sliding all the way
RPM’s run high
Through the ditch we fly
Now we’re freekin’ stuck
AAA’s a must
Chorus
Oh, slip and slide, slip and slide
Black ice all the way
This was not in the brochure
And it’s cold as hell today.
Oh my, stuck in snow
This really blows
Where is Santa’s sleigh?
If I find out where he’s at
I’m going to kick his a$$ today…HEY!
I hated it less than I hate “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”.
Crabs For Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFrZwJ5k8Q
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Wow. Really catchy!
Gene Roddenberry is not amused.
I love non-traditional Christmas music. Here’s a playlist of some lesser-known Christmas songs: https://open.spotify.com/user/qaz23/playlist/22Hs4AlaOFExwI0cOEBHSj