Now she’s suing to find out who sent them.
–DallasNews: The human resources director at a Dallas-based technology company filed a lawsuit Tuesday requesting the name of the person who mailed her a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies at work.
Melody Lenox, who works for Axxess Technology Solutions, a health care technology company, received the package of candies from a company called Dicks By Mail on Dec. 7.
Neither Lenox nor the attorney representing her and Axxess in the suit, Christopher Groves, were immediately available for comment.
In the suit, Lenox says someone sent her the package to harass her. She says the person who sent the package might also be responsible for keying her car and posting a series of hoax Craigslist ads about her.
h/t Rodger
Her dad maybe? 😜
Tricky Dick is back. Careful what you say.
Master Bates is a person of interest in this case. WTF?
Porkey’s? I’d recognize that penis anywhere!
Back in the 80’s I used to order thick chocolate penis and horney hare lollipops (rabbit with erection)…they were hysterical, even my parents enjoyed eating them!!!!
I blame George Michaels.
Perhaps it’s an admirer within the company who has difficulty expressing himself verbally.
Retraction!!!
https://www.linkedin.com/in/melodylenox
I call hoax
Another SJW boob. I’d hazard a guess that she sent the bag of candy dicks to herself and keyed her own car in an attempt to achieve the vaunted status of “Victim.”
Sympathy for any one in HR? HR Puffinstuff maybe; Personnel not so much.
I can just imagine the bullshit hoops you have to jump through to get past her for employment.
@ Mr. Poon-
Aha! Get it now. She was disappointed that the candy dicks weren’t black and twice as long.
Aahhhhh….she received the much coveted “Bag O’ Dicks”. And her problem is??? Oh, that’s right. Like most Libtards, she has NO sense of humor.
Fat, black and self-righteous to be sure. But there’s more to the story.
I wonder what she’s done to earn the retaliation. She must be a doozy for someone to spend money and time to ship something like that. Watch for lawsuits to come.
Over paid BS job that HR stuff.
I worked in the field with my hands
all my life.I can’t stand cubicle squatting
office weinnies.
Say what, she wanted the real thing!!!!
Is HR person about to be fired? Best defense is a good offense.
I bought my HR director (and office mate) a Dragon Sex 2017 calendar. She loved it!
Last year I got her a Despair calendar.
If she’s like most HR people I’ve known – anal, smug, swarmy and despotic – she deserved all that and more.
Trying to get promoted to Chief Diversity Officer, no doubt.
I wonder who she fired recently? Sue? Sounds like she’s going to get more unwanted things in the mail. Good luck finding out who sent them. Those Visa/MC gift cards can be bought and used any where and I bet that’s how they were bought and sent and her.
I case anyone want’s to, you too can…
http://shipadick.com/
Obviously someone has a crush on her.
Obama blames Russian Hackers.
She’s all mad cause they weren’t licorice, dat’s raciss.
I love getting a mouth and ass-full of dicks!
Uh … I mean a bag of dicks … er … uhh … candy …
“Candy”, that’s what Lady Chablis of Midnight Garden fame called it. I should say deceased, died of AIDS, who knew? Hit and O’Baja would have gotten on well together.
Savannah, the San Fransisco of the south.
Maybe she’da preferred a bag full of furry candy triangles.
The last HR ‘person’ I encountered was a shut-in in her own office. I half expected to see Solo frozen in carbonite.
Bet she prefers dried apricots.
Too bad these are her last 2 tweets…and too bad that when someone googles her name they’ll see this lawsuit. Crude humor, but it could be that it would have been better left alone for now.
Melody Lenox Retweeted
Steve Gutzler @SteveGutzler Dec 4
A title may give you short-term authority. A leader gives you long-term impact. #Leadership
1 reply 55 retweets 59 likes
Melody Lenox Retweeted
Steve Gutzler @SteveGutzler Dec 3
“Life is 10 percent what happens to me and 90 percent of how I react to it.” -Charles Swindoll #leadership
2 replies 44 retweets 49 likes
Have they checked Anthony Weiner?
She may have pissed someone off pretty bad. lol. Poor thing.
The CEO sent them to her
Oh what a big bunch of nothing. Throw them in the garbage or eat them. Pfft.
It was a funny story right up to the point where her car got keyed and fakes ads about her were put on Craigslist. If they are connected, and one can reasonably assume they are, then cops really need to catch the person responsible.
HR is a make work position for companies that need diversity hires. They can then shove the cat ladies that actually have no real value or ability in there to annoy the shit outta everyone else. I refuse to do business with companies that have human resource SJW departments.
She will say, “Tell, me damnit! Where can I get more?”
If you’ve ever been around ANY Human Resources Department, they are usually the biggest offenders of all, amongst themselves! Stockholm Syndrome maybe? Or does having that Government-Mandated stick up your a** just cause you to go off the rails in rebellion, a bit.