He tried.
Hey “Slim,” when you strangle him to death you’ll get your name in lights. For now, you’ll have to settle for an iOTWreport headline.
James Holmes currently has a cell block to himself in Colorado’s highest-security state prison—but he was still assaulted by another inmate. Department of Corrections officials have confirmed to the Denver Post that the mass murderer was attacked by inmate Mark “Slim” Daniels in a hallway, who lunged at Holmes while he was on his way to the day hall where he is allowed to spend four hours a day. Daniels, 27, is serving time for offenses including menacing, auto theft, and assault and will now be charged with assaulting Holmes, who wasn’t injured, and a guard who intervened, reports the Post, which says it was alerted to the incident earlier this month by a letter from Daniels himself.
Why don’t they just make him Lickenpooper’s “body man” and just forget the whole thing?
A whole cell block to himself … and servants, too?
Slim, plan better next time. We honor success here.
The prison gave his name? That’s pretty motivational. But if you want to get up.on the list near Christopher Scarver, you’re gonna need some serious motivation.
Apparently you can mess around with Slim…..Jim Croce was wrong ( another childhood dream erased)