Manbearpig, we all know they do not have the fortitude to do what they say, but still: if you are behind them you still aren’t allowed to push.
There’s a fruitcake in the window
Someone fetch the cops
For God’s sake get a camera
Before the bastard drops
A little to the left
A little to the right
A little to the left
This is your night tonight
Jump Jump Jump Jump
Jump Jump Jump Jump
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
WE’RE WAITING!
(from “This Sporting Life,” by Kevin Godley and Lol Creme)
If six million of them jump, Bernie becomes president.
Really.
“He will not divide us!”
Perhaps, but that parking meter sure will divide you when you land on it.
Jump! It will free you of all your Student Loan debt. And even make amends for your White Privilege!
Well, almost.
Hey Snowflake, I’ll be the one at ground level, judging your jump for it’s “artistic style”. Bonus points if any internal organs make an appearance. I would offer scores on amount of brain matter, but we all know you’d never qualify…So just do mankind a favor and jump already. Don’t make me effin come up there and push you! I said jump, dammit!
We triple dog dare you to do it. Like my mom used to say, “Would you do something stupid if everyone else was acting stupid.”
That could work.
Jump Jump Jump
That’s something I can get behind.
Antifaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……..
whump.
They’re getting Desperate, left only with rhymes… Wil David Lee Roth sing Jump ? Will they have winning Ecstacy trips at the event?
Sooo Sad !
#JustDoIt
Do “mankind” a favor, take that giant leap!
Do it. Bring the family.
Missouri is where I first became aware of the world around me.
You’re going to have to jump before I believe you.
That goes for every one of you on the left.
Jump or you’re full of shit. Again.
#FIRST FLOOR, MEN’S WARE….SECOND FLOOR, LADIES LINGERIE…
I double-dog over dare ya’.
You forgot the fake muddy jeans!
Manbearpig, we all know they do not have the fortitude to do what they say, but still: if you are behind them you still aren’t allowed to push.
There’s a fruitcake in the window
Someone fetch the cops
For God’s sake get a camera
Before the bastard drops
A little to the left
A little to the right
A little to the left
This is your night tonight
Jump Jump Jump Jump
Jump Jump Jump Jump
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
WE’RE WAITING!
(from “This Sporting Life,” by Kevin Godley and Lol Creme)
If six million of them jump, Bernie becomes president.
Really.
“He will not divide us!”
Perhaps, but that parking meter sure will divide you when you land on it.
Jump! It will free you of all your Student Loan debt. And even make amends for your White Privilege!
Well, almost.
Hey Snowflake, I’ll be the one at ground level, judging your jump for it’s “artistic style”. Bonus points if any internal organs make an appearance. I would offer scores on amount of brain matter, but we all know you’d never qualify…So just do mankind a favor and jump already. Don’t make me effin come up there and push you! I said jump, dammit!
We triple dog dare you to do it. Like my mom used to say, “Would you do something stupid if everyone else was acting stupid.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
RadioMattM,
Push….Jump…..in the end, who’s to know the difference?
Might as well Jump, JUMP!
Go ahead and jump, JUMP!
Need to offer a nice prize to the person
that bounces the highest!
…Aaaaaand a 5.9 from the Yugoslavian judge.
Put a bullseye on the pavement below and the first one to hit dead center wins a Obama T-shirt.
Put on of those collapsible ‘dumpster bags’ on the sidewalk as the target. That way, the clean-up will be a snap.