I hadn’t watched the debate but everyone said Biden dropped a bomb. Now with what seems to be hidden microphones that never made air we are treated to a give and take between the candidates that many say left a bad smell.
Be warned, if you are in anyway offended by the sound of people breaking wind and find ribald humor to be even lower than puns, then you’re really not going to enjoy this post. Here
81 Million: That’s fake.
Me: We all know it’s fake but it sure is funny.
That wasn’t just breaking wind!
It was a slurry dump with H2S, CH3, CO2 and H2 bubbles.
Jackass Joe is running on fumes…
and we all know where where they’re coming from!
Fact checked as true.
I might have had a couple of drinks before the debate, but that is about what I remember seeing.
Not much difference between what comes out Biden’s mouth and what comes out his ass.
“there were fine Farters on both sides”
Everyone near that debate stage other than Trump were crapping their pants.
Hard to single out Joe.
Farts are funny, we all have an inner 3rd grader in us who still laughs when someone farts. At least I do. Especially loud rippers.
To gauge the extent and odor of Joe’s rectal emissions, scientists would have to place fart-o-meters on Joe’s podium, adjacent to the groin area. Maybe for the next debate, assuming Joe shows up.
Joe’s Farts need careful scientific appraisal so that voters will have additional critical information about which candidate to vote for.
Are they going to tax those emissions?
Maybe they are going for the third grade boy vote.
Jake from State Media looks like he caught a whiff of something bad. But then again, he’s always got Resting Stench Face.
sounds about right
His voice has changed, but his breath is still the same. 🙂
“Pull my finger” is something Old Joe probably says regularly.