A Typical Day at Twitter

10 Comments on A Typical Day at Twitter

1. Then they go home, slump in their favorite chair from exhaustion and ask Siri to turn on the TV and order dinner.

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2. Peter, the main character in “Office Space”, the movie from which a lot of the graphics on this site originate, has a great line. When queried by the hired efficiency experts as to his typical work day, “I usually get in about 30 minutes late everyday, I take the back door so nobody sees me, and then when I get to my desk I turn on my computer. I sit staring at my computer for about an hour and just zone out. After that I usually take my coffee break and chat with some of the other employees. It’s then lunch time and I usually take about an hour and a half for that. And then in the afternoon it’s pretty much rinse and repeat. I’d say on any given week I probably put in a good 15 minutes of actual work.”.

   Definitely some one to emulate.

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3. I almost want there to be a depression just so I can watch these pukes suffer.

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4. ^^^^
   It’s on the way.

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5. Korporate Kindergarten!

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6. Sometimes I would try to pull a no-work Friday, but it required more effort than actually doing my job.

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7. The perks that come from being in on a coup are soon to end.

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8. Yeah, it was just like that on the process unit in the chemical plant where I worked.

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9. I worked 50 hours a week outside building
   bridges,docks and commercial piers. I got
   30 minutes for lunch.Sandwich,apple & RC cola
   in a dirty tool shed for 13 years.I wouldn’t
   trade any of it for that yuppie-twitter crap.

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10. Pampered brats.
    I’d be embarrassed if my kid worked there.

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