Absurd Water Fountain Unveiled in Vienna

28 Comments on Absurd Water Fountain Unveiled in Vienna

1. I just cleaned out the test model for this from the cat litter boxes. Damn art thief robbing my cats! Someone needs to die for that sound track

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2. NEEDS MORE KAZOO

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3. I’ve seen used manure spreaders that look better. And don’t stink like this.

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4. The govt “art” “authorities” got a bunch of severely brain damaged and retarded people, and had half of them make the statuary in a toilet studio, and the other half make the sound track as a kazoo and nose whistle ensemble.

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5. Joey B. wants to know how to say “kazoo” in Australian.

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6. Looks like a drug fueled nightmare

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7. By the same people who call graffiti art.

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8. best eh hem music all time

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9. My border collie Kirby just freaked out and came running up to my computer screen to hear what that god awful noise was all about. Kirby no like and I can’t blame him.

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10. Europe is in the last stages of decay.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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11. Meh, I saw one of those this morning… then I flushed.

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12. OMG
    It looks like they designed it with insulating spray foam and then casted it in concrete or whatever that white stuff is bonus points for the abstract interpretation of the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man or is that the Michelin man?

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13. A P. T. Barnum quote about a sucker being born every minute comes to mind. And the sucker was right on time.

    Reminds me of the “Stone Field Sculpture” in Hartford, Corupticut that consists of 36 boulders placed in rows. That’s it, just 36 boulders that make a triangular shape. And the “sculptor” was paid to do it. No worries, it was “Government Funded”.

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14. I had the volume up fairly high. The dog came in my study looking very perplexed. When it was over he left the room looking disgusted.

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15. Heck! I thought that was an old recording of me playing “Go Tell Aunt Claudia” on the recorder….
    FJB

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16. #23 of the 45 Communist Goals:

    23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. “Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art.”

    https://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/watchwomanonthewall/2011/04/the-45-communist-goals-as-read-into-the-congressional-record-1963.html

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17. A lawn sprinkler would be better.

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18. A tall turd with legs. And a human figure with a penis where his ear should be. This is madness hiding behind the word “art”.

    Here in the US, Portland OR has some pretty grotesque municipal “art”.

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19. CLaudia beat me to it….
    1 of many goals that are coming true EVERYDAY.
    Did Humper Bidumb help with that giant
    pile of Do-Do ?????

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20. Grotesque. Likely what the “artist” sees in the mirror every morning.

    It’s degrading to God and the nature He created and nutured.

    Evil to the core.

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21. Almost as good as the tribute to MLK.

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22. Some of those characters look like they are CIRCLE JERKING each other.

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23. They need to find that 7 year old and get their money back.

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24. 3D printed concrete is not art… Discuss…

    KR

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25. I can see this concrete monstrosity being vandalized in short order. Might help improve its looks.

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26. A melted down statue of Robert E. Lee would have been better.

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27. How old is the “artist”, ……6 ?

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28. About what I’d expect, considering those mushy, nasty, meat-like byproducts known as “Vienna Sausages”.

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