Actress Cate Blanchett says She and Sandra Bullock Received “Penis Facials” – IOTW Report

Actress Cate Blanchett says She and Sandra Bullock Received “Penis Facials”

Friday, 23 March 2018, 2:00 BFH Uncategorized 32

Hmm. What in the world does that mean?

Could mean a lot of things. The one thing that’s clear is that she IS talking about beauty treatments and their next film won’t be on Brazzers.com.

After some social media buzz, not all of it positive, Blanchett explained that the facial was dubbed the “Penis Facial” because it smelled vaguely of… you know… men stuff.

But that’s not quite the entire story. The rest of it makes it worse.

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“The Hollywood EGF Facial started last year when Sandra Bullock was filming in NYC and came to see me for a deep cleansing and long-lasting facial glow,” says Louise. “I wanted to give her something that would transform her skin without the need to undergo lasers, so I loaded up her bespoke facial with something that would give her long-lasting results. Within weeks her makeup artist, Whitney, and castmates wanted to know what was the cause of her amazing, long-lasting glowing skin…. And from that moment onward the Hollywood EGF Facial was born!”

“The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge,” says Louise.  “I am always very mindful to explain radical serums and potions that I carry in my back bar, so I always explain that EGF is derived from newborn baby foreskin, but cells were taken and from that, new cells are cloned from a laboratory.”

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And we thought Gwyneth Paltrow squatting over a bucket of steam was weird.

Hollywood is… grotesque.

32 Comments on Actress Cate Blanchett says She and Sandra Bullock Received “Penis Facials”

  2. So we Men can be Cloned by our Foreskin’s, and people are helping themselves to our Boys foreskin. I don’t like it a bit , and wonder which A hole Lawyer made this possible ? Or has it been challenged ?

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  11. Simmered foreskins and gravy on toast. One my favorites next to biscuits and gravy in the Navy.👍

    As for those bimbos? WGARA? Nothing a sailor or two couldn’t handle.

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  12. There are too many jokes out there about women using a human mans jizz as facial cream to even begin listing them here, but the bottom line is a human man’s sperm is good for more than making babies and that fact has been known for thousands of years.

    Only now do the ivory tower squatters begin to understand that their cause of the day about hating everything male has consequences so get used to that leather mask you call a face!

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  22. “30 skins a week, and a chance to get a head ……..”

    paunch line from a old joke about circumscribing

    Get it?

    oh yea … “if you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!”

    then their was this camel joke ………………………..

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