AHHAHHAHHaaaaa- Progressives Having Trouble “Getting Lucky” Because They’re All Paranoid They’re Not Sufficiently “Woke” – IOTW Report

AHHAHHAHHaaaaa- Progressives Having Trouble “Getting Lucky” Because They’re All Paranoid They’re Not Sufficiently “Woke”

UPDATE: What does WOKE stand for as an Acronym?

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Let me say at the outset, I cannot stand the word “woke.”

Why in the world do idiots mouth bad grammar fashioned by illiterates?

That’s right, illiterates. It’s about time “you be woke” about bad grammar. There was just a story about a guy running over people in a cemetery, and the 911 operator asked, “where you at?”

I’m sick of this.

I have a litmus test. If someone says, “my bad,” they might as well have a tattoo on their forehead that says, “Me Stoopid.”

It’s “awakened,” not woke. And it’s “my fault,” not my bad.

(And stop saying “I’m lying” when you mean “I’m mistaken”!!!!!!!!!!)

Moving on.

The Daily Caller has a story describing the woeful dating scene in Libtardia, and it’s hilarious.

“Nowadays, Adams argues, social media has made us all into public figures, thus subjecting us to high expectations all the time,” Peters wrote. “By extension, some savvy daters feel they must project an appearance of righteousness to impress their partner. Emphasis, in my experience, on the word appearance.”

“Woke” refers to someone concerned about and aware of social justice issues, like racism. “Woke(ness) provides us with a basic understanding of the why and how come aspect of societies’ social and systemic functions. The phrase itself is an encouragement for people to wake up and question dogmatic social norms,” one writer noted.

Peters often sits across from her dates and wonders if they are actually concerned with social justice issues or whether they’re lying to impress her, she wrote in WaPo.

“For instance, it’s not uncommon for me to question whether the 26-year-old computer programmer I’m having drinks with is really a social progressive, or if his behavior — wearing that #StayWoke shirt, marching in a Black Lives Matter protest — is just put-on virtue to get me into bed,” she wrote. “After all, I have encountered more than one guy who sidles up to the bar waxing poetic about toxic masculinity, just before he touches my thigh without my consent.”

Henry, a 28-year-old engineer Peters interviewed, agreed that being woke can earn extra points when dating others. “Being ‘woke’ is the new vogue thing, and if you want to be successful in a dating arena, you have to be up on what’s popular,” he explained.

Peters also pointed out that the obsession with judging wokeness can cause men to be fearful on the dating scene. Men are concerned about getting accused of “mansplaining” or having certain biases, Peters wrote. A gay man, Anthony Canape, said this fear was “ruining the authenticity” of dating.

“I’ve been on dates with dudes that are white, and they are afraid that I’m going to call them out for something [racist]. And they’re very nervous, and they almost call themselves out for being racist, even when they haven’t been,” Canape said.

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24 Comments on AHHAHHAHHaaaaa- Progressives Having Trouble “Getting Lucky” Because They’re All Paranoid They’re Not Sufficiently “Woke”

  1. “Peters often sits across from her dates and wonders if they are actually concerned with social justice issues or whether they’re lying to impress her…”

    Good luck with that when you’re forty and single, sunshine.

  2. ‘Woke’ seems to go hand in hand with ‘man buns’ and ‘metro-sexual’.

    Social Snowflakes: Someday, mommy and daddy are going to die. Then which institution will take you. The line under single payer will ensure you that you survive.

  3. How about “purple DRANK”?

    God help us! The best part is that by the time something in their world is recognized as a trend, then it’s passe’ already. We’re probably looking at this business in the rear view mirror — in a ditch — just a dirt plume where it landed.

  4. Chick is screaming out for a no holds bared horse fucking. I remember in my youth that a female friend lost her boyfriend in an unfortunate accident that took his life.
    I was all sensitive and caring. She eventually said,
    “enough”. Just take me to your house and ravage me.
    I complied. These pathetic women just want a stiffy and don’t wish to take the gaming console out of your hands to teach you what you should already know.

  5. Farcebook had to shutdown their AI since it started talking in “more efficient” language. LOL, AFAIK, U, 2, etc are similar efficiency from humans that the robots took too far. It’s clarification that woke and other words are too far advanced for average people to grasp. They are simply better and way smarter, like robots. Let them eat their cake.

  6. 🚩 WOKE = SELL-OUT 🚩

    ⚪ White, but downplay and sell-out your race for another race.
    ⚪ Christian, but downplay and sell-out your religion for another religion.
    ⚪ Male, but downplay and sell-out your gender for another gender.
    ⚪ Heterosexual, but downplay and sell-out your sexuality for another sexuality.
    ⚪ American, but sell-out your country in favor of another country.
    ⚪ Middle / Upper-Class, but sell-out your economic class to a lower economic class.

    🚩 Being progressive is Uncle Tomming for everything that makes you who you are. No pride in yourself, but have to grovel and defer to someone unlike you, who also has no respect in a person who doesn’t respect himself.

  7. Ebonics is only a US thing…..

    Blacks in Europe speaking English are easily understood……..

    I believe that they only do it in the US as a cultural battle thing.

    Nome. 😈 ;-/

  8. PHenry is on the money. I read this womans comments and it screams “Give me the sausage now”. Somebody needs to lay some pipe for this poor girl. She’ll wake up a conservative.

  9. Check it blee. Bro was on! Didn’t trip. But the folks was freakin’ man, and the pilots laid it down to the bones Holmes. So, Blood hammered out in jam, Jim. Tighten the bad sucka side the runway like a mother, shit, (golly).

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