Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reveals she is engaged – IOTW Report

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reveals she is engaged

MSN: Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has revealed she is engaged to her longtime partner, Riley Roberts. The Democratic congresswoman from New York has been spotted with an engagement ring on her finger and tweeted today that the reports are true. more

42 Comments on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez reveals she is engaged

  1. Darn it, and I really wanted to have sex with her too. I could tell that she felt the same about me too. It’s a shame that she had to go to such extreme lengths to hide her feelings for me.

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  2. There’s probably any number of guys willing to hit that once and then make a clean get-away afterwards. That anyone would choose to remain with her afterwards is beyond me.

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  3. Someone once said on this site that “peeling apart her labia lips would be like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich” and I can’t eat grilled cheese to this day due to that.

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  4. So, who’s going to give her appliance lessons? And do you hide the tools or give her lessons on those, also? And then, what should you lock up? The Tide Pods? Matches and propane lighters?

    She strikes me as someone who could burn the house down.

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  5. Within a week after the wedding he’ll (I’m assuming it’s a “him”) will receive a government contract worth millions for “consulting” or some other service the nation can’t do without.

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  6. AOC’s fiancé sets off all kinds of gaydar alarms. That’s why she keeps projecting – imagining conservative leaning, straight men are hitting on her. She probably ain’t getting none from or satisfied with that limp-wristed soyboy. Bet he paints his nails, too.

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  7. As a wedding gift, I’ll send her a lifetime supply of Q-tips so she can clean out her gargantuan nostrils every night.

    With those nostrils, her husband could use here as a vaccuum cleaner…”Keep breathing into your nose, Alex…you’re a lot better than a Hoover”.

    When she sucks in, she produces a 10 inch Loogie. When she launches it, it’s a dangerous missile.

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  8. I’m buying the couple drinks on me…as long as the bitch makes them and waitresses to my mansplaining conservative ass…

    Make em strong honey and you will get a good tip.
    Hell, I’ll dance at your Magic Loco pre-wedding hen party.
    Just don’t invite that muslim bitch, she ain’t right around unrelated men…

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