Jerry Manderin calls it the greatest headline ever written ^
An alleged serial pooper reportedly dropped a fat, smelly turd in the aisle near where former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was sitting alongside her daughter at the Shubert Theater in New York as they were watching a performance of Some Like it Hot.
The disgusting incident reportedly occurred prior to the show’s intermission, with sources telling Page Six it was either a one-off incident or a regular occurrence from a serial pooper.
“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” said a source. “The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo. The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”
Someone pooped in the isle…near Hillary…isn’t that redundant?
The scent of a woman – that woman.
So that made it 3 turds in that row
Chelsea probably thought she had a new baby brother.
The only better headline would be
“… Shit On Hillary Clinton’s Face”
There are other things that could have been left in the aisle that could have improved the world immediately.
Human turds on the floor and 2 in the seats.
Place sounds like a real shit hole to me.
shi-ite happens to drat mofos
Isn’t that what is referred to as “dropping a deuce”?
Aren’t we ALL serial poopers?
She just thought that the theater was going to serve some delicious dessert!
Was his name John Wilkes Poops?….
…well, since Bill Clinton is a model for how high you can stack shit, maybe they were just supplying a starter kit for a replacement…
So, was it Shrillary’s or the ghastly Cheesy’s work?
Alleged Serial Pooper Defecates in Aisle Near Chelsea and Hillary Clinton at New York Theater
If the two didn’t step in it, it never happened.
The fact that no one seemed to notice anything until the lights came back up speaks volumes.
I hope he shat
And got away
To shat again
Another day
Steaming pile found close to two steaming piles.
a successful cliton-cloning attempt
You could bury them in poop and it would add up to how much they have shit on the American public, and made $MILLIONS.
looking at this wrong … I find it unlikely that anyone could penetrate the private, Secret Service, FBI, hordes of synchophant reporters, and suffocating aura of evil to be able to get anywhere NEAR the same Butcher of Benghazi that once campained with thugs holding a rope line around her AS SHE WALKED DOWN A PUBLIC STREET, let alone be able to dump without notice.
I think its MORE likely that one or both of them either shit or threw up in the aisle (the sane thing comes out both ends on these), and all of the above simply ignored it and went on to tell the now-habitual covering lie.
Nothing these people EVER say is the truth.
NOTHING.
They are simply not capable of it any more…
Its nice that New Yorkers have Hobbies.
None of you thought to ask, “Was Joey There Too?”
Come on Man!
200 million suspects
Sitting near those two would full most people with the urge to defecate!
And where was Joseph “robinhood the cereal pooper” biden at the time?
Bet the Secret Service kept a piece for a DNA sample…..it’d be a hoot if obongo or Mike’s DNA was found on the turd.
No matter how big a turd he left, it clearly wasn’t the biggest piece of shit in the theater.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
” Some Like it Hot” became “Some Like it Steaming”.
That’s Showbiz…
Alright, who ordered the Cleveland Steamer?
@SNS I’m treating it as fake news. However, I wouldn’t put it past the SS to take a dump wherever they choose. Maybe they did hoping the two turds themselves would step in it.
Not all heroes wear capes.
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Did ant one check Biden’s diaper for leakage?
Crap! What happened to my avatar? It seems to have disappeared. What is the name of the site again? Gravatar?