Along Came a Spider – IOTW Report

Along Came a Spider

A woman jerks the wheel when a spider falls on her hand as she’s driving.

illustr8r said this is her if it was a bee.

 

15 Comments on Along Came a Spider

  1. When I was around 18 I had a Pacifist Yellow Jacket plant it’s stinger in the back of my neck while driving Moby Dick. Moby Dick was dads four door long bed 66 truck. Damn thing had its own zip code. Where was I? Oh yeah, swerved over onto the apron of the road and grabbed the damn yellow jacket and pulled his wings and legs off slowly. He’s waiting for me in Valhalla.

  2. When I was about 19 I knocked the cherry off my cigarette with the steering wheel on the way to work on the 405 freeway. I had drifted into the next lane by the time I brushed it out from under my nuts. Burnt the shit out of my fingers.
    Smoking is dangerous.

  3. refuse/resist, I got a bee in my helmet while riding out in the desert one day. I ran into something that deflated the front tire and had to walk it back about 3 miles. Didn’t get stung that time, though.

  4. Many years back, I was riding a jeep back from work with the top off and got stung on the neck and nearly lost the rode. I had two coworkers following me behind because we were going out and they were asking me what the heck happened? Then I asked her to pull the stinger out of my neck.

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