And Arizona reelected McCain because….? – IOTW Report

And Arizona reelected McCain because….?

Patriot Retort:

Forgive my bluntness, Arizona.

But what precisely was your reason for sending the fossilized remains of John McCain to the Senate for another six years?

If you really wanted to keep the old dinosaur in Washington, couldn’t you have donated his carcass to the Smithsonian?

As I mentioned yesterday, I didn’t have the time or inclination to suffer through James Comey’s testimony. But just as I stopped to have some lunch, I did catch the incoherent ramblings of John Sidney McCain.

This eighty-year-old crustacean from Arizona seemed to be having one heck of a time formulating a complete, cogent line of questions.

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35 Comments on And Arizona reelected McCain because….?

  1. Dad was getting old, he hit something 3 times in a month.
    We took his keys and the distributor.
    Meagain, take Songbird’s keys, it’s what you do for your loved ones.

  2. Mom is 84. She’s still sharp as a tack which puts her in the minority. McCain needs to take a graceful exit in order to spend more time with his origami.

  3. Dianny put into words what we all thought.

    See what $11,534,000 bought in the 2016 election.
    McCain the senior senator having Senior Moments on a regular basis. He speaks against the Constitution, the law and our President (when he’s coherent).

  4. larrytheenlightenedliberal

    If he’s reaching across the aisle it’s to give Lindsay a Dutch Rudder. Of course you did say isle. Maybe you meant something else.

  5. How fricking embarrassing….I left Arizona thinking it was finally ‘level-headed’, I guess I was completely wrong. McCain has always been…..and will always be a fucking turd, which in turn means that Arizona will always be a fucking total disappointment.
    I will no longer admit that I ever lived in Az.

  6. I cant explain it and I live here. There were unprecedented huge lines, like nothing ever seen before in the primary election … all to return McCain back to the Senate?

    All I know is when I heard that McCain had been re-elected, my immediate thought was “This whole drain the swamp wave election thing was just a mirage.”

  7. Friday, June 9, 2017
    The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man!

    John McCain in a nutshell:
    Son of an Admiral, Grandson of another Admiral
    Barely graduated the Naval Academy (was in the bottom 1%)
    Was a belligerent asshole who had dozens of reprimands on his record
    Crashed 5 planes (4 during non-combat training exercises)
    Logs 20 hours of combat missions, gets a bunch of medals for doing nothing
    Captured in Vietnam (after 5th crash)
    Given preferential treatment for being an Admiral’s son – and leaking secret intel
    Divorces former beauty queen wife after she is disfigured in a car accident. Marries another former beauty queen (who also happened to have a rich daddy w/ political connections)
    Uses daddy and daddy-in-law’s names and money to enter a cushy life of politics

    Posted by c w swanson at 9:59 AM

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