A little something for the second childhood while you have the time?
[cut to scene]
setting: it’s snowy, wintery, dark outside.
An old man is seen carousing around the dimly lit streets. He is doing an awful lot of thinking because it is christmas time and he hasn’t enough money to buy a present for his grandchild…
Suddenly, the old boy notices the fancy looking toy car in the window, he takes a moment to read the sign above it and then slaps his knee with glee. By jove that’s it! He hasn’t much longer to live anyway, and won’t Julianne be thrilled to have her very own electric hearse! He runs to the bank, takes out his life savings and invests in his own death, just to make christmas more merry for his grandchild. The end. 🙂
[If Hallmark is reading this, yes, I would LOVE to make a movie. Just cast an especially washed-up or forgotten actor to play the old man, and make sure that the person who plays his granddaughter has NO screen presence whatsoever! Must keep up with tradition you know!]
After you pay for you funeral…this is all you will be able to afford to drive!😳
Because the deceased always wanted it as a child, but never got one.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the word “WOW!” anywhere near the word “funeral” before.
Funeral home in Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, or other inner city ghetto because competition is so fierce they need SOME kind of draw.
Corona- Exactly what I thought. Frickin’ weirdos probably soaked the bears in formaldehyde. lol
Those are not moose drawing the hearse. British tradition is to have black horses with a plumed head dress drawing the hearse which is black with open or glass sides to display the casket.
If you go to the website you’ll see they offer sidecar hearses for the die-hard biker.
Having kids will drive you to an early grave?
A little something for Chelsea’s kid?
ok, and there’s a reflection of a moose-drawn carriage, makes perfect sense if high on something
Because most people who need funerals have grandchildren?
A kid-sized replica of the Munster Mobile or Dragula would be a better choice!
http://icdn-4.motor1.com/images/mgl/wjPgE/s1/the-story-of-the-munster-mobile.jpg
A little something for the second childhood while you have the time?
[cut to scene]
setting: it’s snowy, wintery, dark outside.
An old man is seen carousing around the dimly lit streets. He is doing an awful lot of thinking because it is christmas time and he hasn’t enough money to buy a present for his grandchild…
Suddenly, the old boy notices the fancy looking toy car in the window, he takes a moment to read the sign above it and then slaps his knee with glee. By jove that’s it! He hasn’t much longer to live anyway, and won’t Julianne be thrilled to have her very own electric hearse! He runs to the bank, takes out his life savings and invests in his own death, just to make christmas more merry for his grandchild. The end. 🙂
[If Hallmark is reading this, yes, I would LOVE to make a movie. Just cast an especially washed-up or forgotten actor to play the old man, and make sure that the person who plays his granddaughter has NO screen presence whatsoever! Must keep up with tradition you know!]
After you pay for you funeral…this is all you will be able to afford to drive!😳
Because the deceased always wanted it as a child, but never got one.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the word “WOW!” anywhere near the word “funeral” before.
Funeral home in Chicago, Baltimore, Detroit, or other inner city ghetto because competition is so fierce they need SOME kind of draw.
Corona- Exactly what I thought. Frickin’ weirdos probably soaked the bears in formaldehyde. lol
Those are not moose drawing the hearse. British tradition is to have black horses with a plumed head dress drawing the hearse which is black with open or glass sides to display the casket.
If you go to the website you’ll see they offer sidecar hearses for the die-hard biker.