Anderson Cooper Says Melania Trump Has “Big Shoes To Fill”

38 Comments on Anderson Cooper Says Melania Trump Has “Big Shoes To Fill”

1. HOOVES… not shoes… hooves. And hopefully Melania will NEVER fill those.

2. I guess so! What size was that behemoth?

   But not to worry. She brought her own shoes.

3. Anderson, O Anderson what the fuck is wrong with you? You smokin’ that cheap weed again?

4. Those aren’t mooches – the heels would be buckled.

5. Poor Anderson Cooper, side tracked on one subject same time he was speaking of another. In the background he was fantasizing about a big buck fag being in Cooper’s boots the same time BBF was in Cooper’s panties. Focus man, focus.

6. Well played, Anderson. Positively Bidenesque. Speaking of shoes, how’s that shoe in your mouth, Anderson? Not used to one of those in there, eh?

7. @Cate- HAHAhahahaha.. thanks I needed that 😀

8. What. Ghetto gal didn’t even clean out her closet before leaving the White House? WTF? Does Anderson Cooper really think someone with class would be seen at the Goodwill Drop Off with a load of that shit? Not even after dark on December 31st!

9. I hope like hell Melania doesn’t try to fill anything of mooches.

10. All she has to do is be proud of her country and not screw up lunch.

11. Ah, he must mean the ‘Clothes Clydesdale’ that just hoofed it out of DC. Large shoes indeed.

12. I think I remember hearing that Mooshell has size 13 EEE hooves/

13. Sasquatches wear shoes? Hmmmmmmm.

14. I hope Melania and the President are spending the night somewhere else rather than in the family quarters of the White House (ewwwww) — like maybe in the Lincoln bedroom. Or better yet, in the nearby Trump Hotel.

15. Of course mooch wears big shoes she is after all a Bigfoot! You married a Bigfoot didn’t you Barry goony goo goo

16. Woolie shoes. Boy, did she look pissed today on the dais.

17. Her cobbler is a Black Smith… from the Smith family Robinson

18. Wookie – damn spell check!

19. Big Yeti shoes

20. The last farrier in DC closed up shop today.

21. How many chairs at the White House are rump-sprung after 8 years of Mooch?

22. So Anderson Cooper is racist now?

23. Anderson Cooper is great at setting up jokes. 😀

24. Melania has traveled all over the world and speaks several languages. Mooch isn’t qualified to shine Melania’s shoes

25. Oh, you can’t get to heaven, in Mooch’s shoes. ‘Cause Mooch’s shoes…are big canoes! Oh you can’t get to heaven in Mooch’s shoes, ’cause Mooch’s shoes are big canoes! I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no mo’!

    Learned at Camp Big Bear, 1958

26. What ever happened to the parasite Reggie Love?

27. Holy Tip the Toledo Moose wears a size 11 shoe. That’s a man shoe.
    http://heightandweights.com/michelle-obama/

28. Coop is a sperm bucket, from CNN.

    ‘Nuff said.

29. What a fag.

30. “That’s a man shoe.”

    That’s a MAN, man!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DofxovZWoqo

31. All Moochies shoes are open toed, this is to allow his prehensile toes free for feeding purposes.

32. No, the “he” was not a typo.

33. Yes, Melania DOES have big shoes to fill. Especially if they’re The Walking Wookie’s shoes. But why would Melania want to?

34. I’ve got some #3 St.Croix, draft horse weight horseshoes that my Ferrier should be able to forge to moose’s hooves. Probably have to 8 nail them though instead of the standard 6 nail. Not applicable to our first lady.

    Heels, elegant, proper, and a ‘well dressed’ current first ‘LADY’, class isn’t even a discussion issue following an eight year vaudeville act.

    That aside, what a refreshing day watching the class of not only the first family, but even the parade tunes that gave my goose bumps that I haven’t had in …. well…. 8 years.

    May God bless America!

35. No worries for Melania. Mooch aka Sassie chewed up those cloddhoppers of hers in frustration over leaving the White House. “Bad Sasquatch, Bad Sasquatch”.

36. Ummmm, Wookies don’t wear shoes, they can’t
    climb in the jungle with them on.

37. Old “Cheap Shot Cooper” we used to call him…….

38. Nice Working Keep it doing so
    http://www.celebritiesreallife.com/aislinn-paul-height-age-weight-height-body-measurements-bra-bust-butt-size/