Catering to the LBGTQ community?
It is that time of year again: the start of the New York State Fair, when Governor Andrew Cuomo returns to the Gianelli Sausage stand for the annual feeding that will sustain him for the following year. It’s a rite of passage for the governor, who has been seen at the stand in years past by reporters, including that one two years ago whom he told, “I wanna see you eat the whole sausage.” There’s a distinct possibility that Cuomo insisted the reporter eat the “whole sausage” to further increase his powers, but so far there are no reports that he has performed a similar ritual today. But he could be heard saying, “I’m a sausage aficionado,” which, sure, is one of way putting it.
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Let me fix that….
“I wanna see you eat the whole sausage…I’m a sausage aficionado,”
the governor said, clearing his throat as he licked his lips and fingers.
More like “trouser trout aficionado…”
Next he’ll be working a glory hole at the feast of San Gennero
I don’t care what variety the vendor says it is, that’s still a “State Fair Sausage” and to be avoided like the plague, or maybe e.coli.
I gotta admit I am a sausage fan myself, particularly Argentine chorizo and Spanish morcilla.
Andrew gobbles a tube steak.
As an “aficionado” he doesn’t actually eat the sausage – he just licks and sucks on it.
Sort of like wine tasting … y’know … put it in your mouth, inhale the aroma, roll it around on your tongue, and then spit …
izlamo delenda est …
Obama was a deep throat sausage fan too..https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.JluE7kUKATc0sfR6fBIjqAHaFo&pid=Api. And nobody was pulling his ears….this time…
Who knew? I thought he was just a cock sucker.
And mysteriously cropped out of the picture is the hand on the back of his head.
Who’s.?
Has he has Kielbasa,in the can?
Sausage Fest Verboort OR. Missed it in 2009 when my daughter was due on the same day, and they didn’t come for another week. We never miss it. Best Kielbasa ever!
https://www.oregonlive.com/forest-grove/index.ssf/2014/10/verboort_sausage_festival_2014.html
“Sausage Afficianado” – Italian euphemism for “Penis Holster”?
“Sausage isn’t great. Sausage has never been great.”
Actually this year it is the “Never Been Great” New York State Fair.
JDH, got that right, brother.
See ya’ all there next year Judge. We never miss it.
He should be dragged to jail for public lewdness.
We played hide the sausage a lot.
Might want to have his blue suit DNA tested.
Uncle Al
Been eating Mexican Chorizo for over 50 years. Have you had it? Is it the same?
I’m a breast man myself. But whatever, no judgement.