Animal Crackers Box Gets A Makeover – IOTW Report

Animal Crackers Box Gets A Makeover

Wednesday, 22 August 2018, 18:30 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 32

In a bow to the demands of PETA, Mondelez International, the company who owns the Barnum Animal Cracker brand, are redesigning the box to remove the bars from the image and putting all the animals together out on the African plain. More

32 Comments on Animal Crackers Box Gets A Makeover

  1. They should be on a former white man’s Africa farm, being hunted for food. PETA standing up for whitey to protect big animals of Africa? Yeah, uh-huh, right along with everyone else standing up for what’s right. To hell with the white man, even if that means killing all the animals.

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  6. Humans need adversity – something to take your aggression out on.
    Since gubmint and/or mom and dad give these losers everything they have nothing legitimate to burn that energy struggling for. So, they make shit up to fight against.

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  9. I’m gonna have to go to the store just to buy one of the last “caged animal” boxes and place it on my desk at work. Then I will buy the cheaper brand that come in the bag and transfer them to the box.

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  13. Bars? Fcuk, animals can’t drink now?

    FWIW – When I eat animal crackers, I do it as painfully as possible. Ever see an elephant without a trunk? Or a giraffe without a head?

    Hahahahaha! Fcuk you and your soy!

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  14. So Shirley Temple must’ve been a real meanie for eating animal crackers in her soup. And what do they propose to do with the old Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup, are they offended by that as well both the movie and using ducks for soup. Sooner or later we’ll have nothing left to eat and will all starve to death just like Stalin did with the Kulaks in the Ukraine back in the 20’s and 30’s.

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  20. I didn’t know that the monkeys wore pants, must’ve been all those Puritan/Calvinistic prudes back in the day who were offended by naked animals. So how come Cheetah in the old Tarzan movies with Johnny Weismuller got a pass for running around naked? And Johnny Weismuller was very scantily clad as well along with Jane. Hubba Hubba for Jane, yes I know that makes me a sexist pig but Jane was hot.

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  25. So clever those millenials. Symbolism works – so well. BTW, innocent animal shaped cookies are still being slaughter by humans with every craving or snack time. Oh, the horror!!

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  26. BTW – I’m also sure that the smug, little PETA people think nothing whutsoever of putting Buddy back in his cage whey they go to work in the morning as they avenge the wrongs of the world by removing imaginary cartoon bars on children’s cookies.
    Yes the world so much better now because of this…

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  28. AB- All the animals crackers are white. Next month they’ll diversify them, and they’ll have different colors. I’m surprised they didn’t leave the ‘white animals’ behind bars.

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