A writer smelled a rat, so he had a pal look into this quote to confirm its veracity.
Turns out it’s a bastardization of a Lincoln quote, out of context. In context it’s actually a condemnation of politicians who “fake news.”
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Yeah, as Joe Friday used to say “Just the facts ma’am.” Now wouldn’t that be refreshing?
COMEDY OF ERRORS!
*Am I enjoying myself TOO much? (no)
” I have only one life to give to my pastry”….
“Vini, Vidi, Valapalooza….
They even chisel fake news into the wall at the “Newseum”? Who pays for that crap hole? God knows what other bullshit they pass off as facts. PDT could probably find a Twitter gold mine of fake news on the walls in there. They’ll be hanging a lot of black plastic sheets soon…”Pardon our dust. Renovations in progress.”
“Never was so much owed by so many to so few…except a guy named Morty who expected it all.”…
So, CNN is imploding before our eyes… File this under “we are still winning” and no I’m not tired of yet yet.
“December 7th 1941, a day that will live in infamy….well, except for Mrs. Swartz’s pancake inferno”….
“MR. GORBACHOV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!…..and knit me a snugly sweater”…
By this time next year, the CNN HQ building in Atlanta will be a new Ga Tech facility.
Four scores and 8 years ago I dropped my pants.
-Abraham Clinton
Congress shall make no law respecting a liquor selling establishment prohibiting the free exercise of the bending elbow thereof; or abridging the freedom of drunkenness.
A goat in every pot.
Tippecanoe and transgenders too.
I like Mike.
Dope and sex change.
Make America gorgeous again.
Now that Trump is President, I’m seeing all sorts of weird. It’s like Trump handed out sunglasses from a cardboard box and all the ads look different.
“I’ll have them chiggers boating heavy rapids for the next two hundred years”.
-Elle Beejay
(Sorry – I’m already drunk.)
Give me Dignaty, or give me Death!
CNN also published a fake quote they attributed to Ben Franklin.
The gang who couldn’t quote straight!
Give me Librium, or give me meth.
LOL es, give me your tacos, your dilaudid
Limbaugh: “the decline and demise of CNN”.
Yes, and a nation of airport travelers can’t wait.
Hey, phuckit, if Lincoln said it on the internet, it’s true.
Like duh peoples!
@THIRDTWIN:
More likely CNN HQ will end up part of Georgia State.
Never has so little ever been owed by so many to so few.
@ Corona
How you set with bubblegum?
CNN is actually just a bunch of kids in pajamas reading the internet.
It’s what Lincoln would have said if he was as smart as the CNN crowd.