One was seen in North Platte, NE at night carrying a machete.
A SIGN FOR ALL GOLF COURSES:
“BEWARE OF CLOWNS WITH TOY HORSES”
Some guy in DFW had a clown stop him while jogging. The clown was carrying a baseball bat and asked the jogger if he wanted to play a game. The jogger was experienced in MMA and decided to strike first, hitting the clown in the face. The clown ran into the woods with blood pouring from his mask.
I heard on the radio this morning some asswipe in a clown mask tried to get into a woman’s car and got shot in the face! I knew there was a purpose for those .410 BUCKSHOT rounds!
Didn’t hear any more about it.
There’s one having a debate with the next VP now.
There should be additional penalties for committing crimes dresses as a clown. It’s just plain wrong. Trust me, if you robbed a bank with your face painted, and dressed like a black minstrel, you’d get the max sentence for being a racist.
If I was on a jury hearing a case of a guy shooting a clown I would have a hard time convicting him.