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Anyone Can Get Laid

A Lubbock man has been indicted for allegedly beating his pregnant girlfriend because he doubted that he was the unborn child’s father.
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I dunno. I think the guy went off half-cocked—>

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33 Comments on Anyone Can Get Laid

  1. A self correcting problem. Anyone stoopid enough to get that much ink to disfigure and make themselves that ugly, is not going to find very many (if any) female partners to procreate with and pass their stoopid genes on to another generation.

    Or, as something that I learned many years ago, “Don’t scare the horses.”

  2. Riiiiiiiight … and she’ll keep herself pure till you get out of prison … unless somebody else shows up with a doobie and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 …

  3. He probably spilled his pregnant wife’s 40 oz beer and knocked all her brand new crack rocks onto the shag carpet, too.
    Do you know how many blowjobs she had to give to the teenage neighbors to get that much crack cocaine?

  4. You fucking pussies. The reason that guy has no neck is because he trains and is 19 times stronger than anybody that contributes here except for me and Steve. Honestly, that is reality. If you met him on the street, take a wide birth. You’re not worthy.

  5. Unruly. I know these guys So get pissed The reason is this guy has no neck is because he benches about 425, he squats about 625, He does bent over rows with about 225. Probably a. Excellent high school athlete. Great people in the gym. Never get on the bad side, unless your bad ass. Honestly I know 20 of them.

  6. That’s a dangerous man. The fucking milk toast “I’m a bad ass” posts here hold no water. That’s a dangerous man, all I’m saying. The fact that he has no neck is not an abnormality, it’s a sign he could squeeze your head until it popped like a zit.

  7. You go ahead and root for the guy who beat the shit out of a pregnant girl if you want to Brad.

    There are other readers here who have seen the pictures of my son in Muscle Mag’s strongman contest. He’s big enough that he never has to brag about it. And he can hit like a fucking freight train too. But you won’t hear him talking down to those who are less fortunate than him, ever. And that is something that most people admire in him. Not a bragger, not better than all the rest, just a good friend.

    Just out of curiosity, how do you know what all the readers here look like? Did I miss the post where everybody sent in their bodybuilding pose pictures?

  8. Bad Brad, I think I missed all of your points on this thread. It doesn’t sound like you. It sounded like you were calling everybody but you and one other guy here a pussy.

    I know one of the ladies mentioned something about the guy’s neck. And she probably doesn’t bench 425.

    Just scratchin my head in wonder. Have a good night.

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