Today I learned that Dr. Jay and Miss Diana have a shared phobia. (I’ll let them disclose what it is if they choose to.)
Dr. Jay sent in this article that profiles some peculiar ones.
arachibutyrophobia – fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth and choking you to death
coulrophobia – fear of clowns
emetophobia – fear of vomiting
jangelaphobia – the fear of jelly
pnigophobia – the fear of being smothered
quadrophobia – the fear of things coming in fours
urophobia – the fear of urinating
What’s your phobia?
I admit to Phobiaphobia, the fear of phobias.
I admit it, I really don’t like clowns. They really creep me out.
I know Obama and most liberals have Allodoxaphobia
Lutropublicaphobia and whatever the Hell the hatred for “Vocal Fry” is called. You feeling me Jessica Tarlov?
I fear watermelon and mopeds.
I thought that second one was “coulterophobia” – the fear of uber-skinny blondes that talk like Thurston Howell III.
I actually have that one.
Libtardaphobia….definition not necessary
Pinko care to elaborate for those of us who don’t understand why? ?
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions 🙂
Progressophobia…..the fear that no matter how hard you strive, some asshole will find a way to steal the fruits of your efforts and give it to someone else through unconstitutional legislation.
I have Islamophobia. Which is proof I am sane.
Progressivedegenerativitis
I have scatophobia. It’s a fear of sh!t… and Obama has made me go critical the past seven years.
A rather severe case of HillaryAsPresidentia… I hear it has the potential to be quite fatal…..
“Other than yours” likely. 🙄
All liberals suffer from sensaphobia: The unnatural fear of anything or any idea showing common sense.
Autodysomophobia: Fear of stinky people!
Claustrophobia. The fear of being in a closed in space with Santa Claus
iotwphobia. No definition required.
Chrometophobia – Fear of Money
It stems from the Trillion$ and Trillion$ the FED has crammed down our throats.
Hmmm…I thought arachibutyrophobia was the fear of accidentally burning down your house when using a home-made flame thrower to kill a spider.
Clusterphuckaphobia: The irrational fear of constantly having to explain the difference between facts and opinions to some stupid collectivist fart sniffer.
Agouraphobia – fear of getting stuck on the 101 freeway.
Trikeadikeaphobia: The irrational fear of lesbians on tricycles.
Magnum,
I’m actually pretty harmless….
I developed a fear of flying. It’s not so much the plane ride as the sexual assault that precedes it.
I fear salads, vegetables, and Pepto-Bismal….
DBF we can still be friends on the internet. ?
Felchaphobia: The irrational fear of sniffing bicycle seats in the women’s section of the YMCA.
Tyrannophobia – fear of tyrants or despotism
Not really, though. It’s not a fear so much as a hatred.
Just the same one I’ve had since the early days of IOTW…when we started to compile a dictionary.
ALGOREaphobia: The fear of being stuck in a conversation with some asshole that believes in GLOBAL WARMING or what they now call MAN MADE CLIMATE CHANGE.
What I call “Rotundaphobia”, fear of being inside a rotunda.
I thought Tyrannophobia was the irrational fear of those people who are born with those stubby little dinosaur arms due to fetal alcohol syndrome.
No wait, that is Tyrannosauraphobia.
Not to be confused with Tyrannosoreassaphobia.
I have Ortographobia – fear of misspelling words, such as spelling “Phobophobia” (fear of phobias) as “Phobiaphobia”.
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Me too….clowns. Not exactly a fear, but a strong dislike due to creep-factor.
Is there a ‘pastduedatephobia’, as in I’m well past mine. 😉
Colonoscopyphobia for obvious reasons
Giant effing hairy ugly horrible wolf’s head spiders. Snakes don’t bother me but freaking hairy spiders…kill ’em all. There was this monstrous one in the basement. I dropped a 25 pound bag of cat litter on it and all that was left was lime green ooze.
An intense fear of being left alone with Mr. Pinko especially in a broken down car with only melon to eat.
Tyrannocensormundaphobia: fear of tyrants censoring IOTW! 😉
Suckadickaphobia: the fear of being a female in the employment of Bill Clinton. Or a male in the employment of Barry Obama
Especially if it was a Turkish melon. Ew.
Fat assed hairy saquatchaphobia.
Finally, a fear of boob belts especially having to look at female impersonators wearing them.
of course I missssspelled it.
I only fear two things:
Logic and Reason.
Well, I only fear too things, to:
Nuclear War …
and carnies.
Berniespittleaphobia: The fear of accidentally seeing Bernie Sanders eating egg salad.
Hey hey, I found a cure for that! Works for the 405 too. It involves a great enough distance …
Don’t miss that at all!
The only thing that I fear, and I don’t know the scientific name for it, is going to the “Festival of Naked Boys” and finding that they’re allowing girls!
I’ll share: Both Diana & I suffer from “misophobia” – the fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs. We carry a container of alchol-soked wipes with us at all times, bag our own groceries (for fear the store bagger has some sort of decease), Diana wipes all items we’ve brought into our home with bleach – shaking hands with anyone is the most difficult activity either of us can experience – sleeping a hotel can make us psychotic, etc., etc. And yes, since BFH asked, Diana guards her mic like a pit bull.
Caughtaphobia complicated by associated Responsaphobia. . . but I usually deny both.
I do some of that myself, but it’s not really a fear as much as it is an awareness. I had immune system problems years back and had to start carrying around alcohol wipes. I still look for the cleanest part of a door handle – which is usually the very bottom where all the paint is still intact – and just grab it with one finger. Always use the wipes when I get back in my truck. Same with hand shakes. And I don’t grab the handle of a shopping cart, always the metal rail where people don’t usually touch it.
I did the bleach thing with my groceries a while back when the checkout girl sneezed in her hands and then touched everything that I purchased. That’s not a fear with me, just a desire to stay healthy. Suppose it could be called a fear, though.
Fear of leaving my kids and grandkids without enough firepower, ammo, emergency food supply, and survival instruction when I go to that cabin in Gloryland. A fear that some of them might not have the same desire to fight the enemy that I have. And not understanding why things are that way with some of them – after all the talks we have had on the subject.
I imagine that’s a pretty common fear these days, not so unique.
I also have a fear of giants: Feefiphobia.
😛
Cannibals don’t like clowns either. Claim they taste funny.
I definitely have coulrophobia, clowns are the worst.
I used to have jangelaphobia after I mistook jelly as being jello at summer camp. It took some time but I can once again spread jelly on something toasted and eat it without feeling like I need to puke.
Other than that, I do have a fear of things breaking down. I don’t know what that is called, but I will rebuild something whether it needs it or not if I think it might break down on me.
Analpolitiphobia: fear of anal rape by politicians.
Far more common than usually acknowledged except by progressives who seem to enjoy it.
Is that related to Fo,Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman phobia as well? Didn’t you like Jack and the beanstalk when you were a kid? Either the Bugs Bunny or the Fractured Fairy Tales version.
Phophobia – fear of Vietnamese cooking.
vatican2massoffereachothersignofpeaceaphobia!
i do not shake hands with strangers. do not know where that appendage has been.
-phobia means “an irrational fear of.” I believe the term “Islamophobia” is inaccurate. What is the Latin root for “a rational, justified hatred of”?
I have a fear of people from Canada running for President
Magophobia. That feeling when you pull the trigger and baby says “click” I don’t suffer from this as 75-100 mags are kept at the ready. Jelly?
LMFAO!!!
Interesting segue, my wife works in an ER, she says that everyone has a specific medical ailment that they just can’t deal with. For some it is penetrating eye injury, for others its the grinding sound of setting broken bones. Interesting g that they all have one specific thing that they need to hand-off to someone else.
Is your last name Monk?
And here I thought misophobia was a fear of Japanese soup…
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I can not bring myself to even elaborate on the story. Long time iotwers know the story 😉
Don’t worry, if your store bagger is deceased he probably won’t offer to bag your groceries anyway…
What if you’re afraid of fear?
My brother is a nurse for Flight for Life. He had a string of flights last week where he was basically transporting a dead body. He always calls me up and vents afterwards.
wodkamartiniphobia: fear of having no gin and having to substute vodka for my martinis.
coulrophobia is my biggest fear
Melophobia. The fear of bluegrass music. It kills me.
I have Sausage-o-phobia, I fear the wurst
Nobangaphobia! Fear I’ll run out of ammo.
Cenosillicaphobia – the fear of an empty beer glass.