Anyone Wanna Talk?

50 Comments on Anyone Wanna Talk?

1. My mother told me never give your phone number to a man in a big fur hat.

2. I don’t have anything to say, really, but I will cuss like a motherfucker at the drop of a hat. If you need my services and what not.

3. @MJA – I will be your understudy.

4. As much as I would love to talk with you–I am not interesting enough to interview!

5. That’s how I feel, Corky. An interview with me would be pretty darned boring.

6. I will talk, beware though that I may “out” you as the former editor-in-chief of Tiger Beat magazine.

   Just sayin’…

7. Do you wish to discuss my failures at lawn care and how that makes me feel?
   Sure. I could do that.

8. OK I think Loco needs to call. lol

9. Nobody stepping up.
   That’s cool too.

10. Topics?
    Hmmmm…
    We could beat that dead-horse story of the douche that was dragged off a United flight?
    Or perhaps the story about the Trump spokesman that has never heard of Zyklon-B?

11. No single topic in my arsenal. It would be like a scene from MTV with a new camera angle every 1.5 seconds. Enough to make you dizzy. I’d love to chat though 😉

12. No, talk about Roxie the chihuahua. lol.

13. You’re not fooling me. I’ve seen those late night commercials.

14. refuse/resist — Nah, he doesn’t sell AmWay. Anymore.

15. MJA 🙂

16. I wanna talk about Wonder Woman

17. How about this for a topic? My Social Security Number is 554-23-8581 which is also my password to all my banking accounts. Is that risky? I need your advice.

18. I do wanna hear crazy white crackers voice tho

19. Thank you for the offer. Would rather do a sidewalk cafe where feet up, arms behind the head, and good cigars are the order of the day. What we really need is an iOTW shindig.

20. Suicide Hotline, If you are holding a gun, please put it down, if you are on a ledge, hold on tight, now, how may I assist you?

21. Thank you for the offer. Would rather do a sidewalk cafe where feet up, arms behind the head, and good cigars are the order of the day. What we really need is an iOTW shindig.

    This!

22. @judgeroybean. Toga toga toga toga.

23. Remember the thread last week about why a person’s online name is what it is? Hungjumper never commented on that and I’d like to know his story. Call him.

24. I have reservations at Ocean’s 234, 10PM.
    Who’s down?

25. I’ve never been to the ocean

26. Are you feeling a little lonely, Fur? I mean, I can understand that. Most of my family is out of state, and I haven’t made any friends since my tweens… /sigh

27. I’d want to be sober for this. That ain’t happening tonight, amigo.

    But soon, I’d like that. We could talk about how communities coalesce in the ether of the innerwebs, as opposed to how they used to rely on physical proximity.

    Or knitting.

    Maybe the ever increasing size of celebrity asses that seems to be the jizz… uh, gist of TMZ.

    Perhaps why we jerk our self’s off that we have any input into national politics what so ever.

    Just kidding about the knitting, I know jack shit about that.

28. Ok. I called 1-800-BigFur. Wow, you talk dirty.

29. I will talk, just give me a day or two, it is Holy Week.
    Trump or the World, Your draw. Just give me a heads up 9:00 am your time is 12:00 Pm my time.
    Or you could call Brad or Moe Tom at 12:00PM there time.

30. I reserve late night phone calls to females with pouty lips and curvy hips.

31. You have our number give me a call, we will pick up in the morning great way to start the day.

32. Fur said email him. And just look at all of us. Hummana, hummana, hummana.

    Told you I was drinking tonight.

    Heh.

33. I don’t know how to email, and is Mr. Hat that lazy that he can’t even read his own blog posts.
    Oh well, as Mayor of a city all I have time to talk about is my missing mole.

34. Geoff we could talk about MY HOLE IN ONE. I’ve only told the story about 14 thousand times, but I still get excited.

35. I would like to discuss toenail fungus.

    I don’t have it.

    But I keep getting those disgusting pictures in ads on this site.

    Call me.

36. From Geoff:” I don’t know how to email, and is Mr. Hat that lazy that he can’t even read his own blog posts.”

    Nope. Just put your cell phone number in your post and ask him to call.

37. All I’d want to talk about is me. Me, me, me. I’m fascinating and my story is full of international intrigue.

38. Lowell he has our number. I was just making a funny.

39. what’s your email?

40. For any of us to have a chat with Big Fur is like the preacher chit chatting with the choir….the only thing to gain is some insignificant trivia since our main interests are already known.

41. Jellybean: Good point. But we could talk about MY HOLE IN ONE. I think BFH had one or two. He’s a hell of a golfer you know. But not as good as Kim Jung Un, or Ill, or whateverthefuckhisnameis, the King Tut of North Korea. That kid had thirty five (35) holes in one after paying just thirty six (36) holes. As reported in the North Korean Tribune a few years ago. The NKT is like our NYT or WAPO, or CNN, their motto is “All the News That Fits.” also “Fair and Balanced.” Or yet, “Would We Lie”?
    So the bottom line is we would have a lot to talk about but I like what KMM said, an IOTW shindig. That’s something to dream about.
    I’m sorta shitfaced, so I’mgonnabed.gnite.

42. Tommy, “Hole In One” are you speaken about the golf course or someplace else?

43. The Manderin kids got new phones. I’ll send you their numbers and you can call them and talk about farts and what not. LOL!

44. Late to the game. What’d I miss? Has he called anyone yet? Are they hot? What’s their favorite?
    Well, sorry I missed it. I just stopped through real quick to see what everyone was talking about, now I have to go to sleep. Goodnight all (turns off iPad & light then rolls over).

45. Sir Fur, you could do Jerky Boy’s remake
    phone pranks?

46. I am boring, work all the time, travel nowhere interesting, have no friends, drink too much, and am an opinionated blowhard that listens to no one. But would love to listen to an interview w one of the others, please link afterward.

47. Would love to talk, Sir Fur, but I’m in the middle of spring cleaning, have a mountain of dirty laundry, have to wash my hair, and the dog ate my homework!

    (Sorry about that last one…I live in a ‘no pets’ building, but it just seemed to fit).

48. Sorry
    I’m on that “do not call list”

49. Bunnies!
    Man, I cud tok ab0out bunnies all nitght!
    Red bunnies.
    blue Bunny’s.
    Pink bunnies,
    greem bunnieys/

    Ohg weight!
    How bout squirreld?
    Red-taled skwirls, bule tales skwerls , ahhh they’re os pretty !

50. I could talk about all the changes to TV in this country the FCC just announced. And another one they haven’t announced yet.
    I’m gonna be busy with this crap.
    But you’ll get more cell phone providers when it’s finished.