Anyone you know?

11 Comments on Anyone you know?

1. Yup, CT has got its share of weird stories.

   How about this:
   Naked Emperor Sitting in White House Snarls US Economy for Over 6 Years

2. Does taint wreck paint?

3. Leaves a ring

4. Dude’s gotta stop texting in the morning…

5. I’d like to see him try that in Texas in the middle of July. He would have Toasted Buns a Burnt Wiener and Roasted Nuts!

6. He used to be married. Lives down the block now, in his mother’s basement. His ex took the kids, sold the house, and left him the car. He sold his clothes to eat. Mom won’t feed him cause he doesn’t have a job He takes a break from the harsh realities of life occasionally by sitting on top of the vehicle and not giving a damn about his surrounding environment.

7. Not me.

   I do that on my CONVERTIBLE.

8. I’m so glad my commuting days are over. Even seeing a naked man snarling up traffic would be enough to get me out of my car and go kick his naked butt!

9. He is just exercising his freedom of expression that he used up all his carbon credits.

10. Just a typical Democrat waiting for the polls to open!

11. Fuck these motherfuckers.

    There was a period last year when my Metro-North station was closed for repair/renovation. My Plan B for commuting was 90 minutes of sheer hell each way, and consisted of a bus to a subway to a bus. One day when I got off the subway to catch the second bus, some bitch in a wheelchair was airing some bullshit grievance by blocking all westbound traffic on one of the busiest, most congested streets in all of NYC. Nothing, including my bus, could move. Because of Miss Loser-in-a-Wheelchair, I had to spring for a cab for the last leg of the trip, and I was STILL late for work.

    Oh, did I mention that my employer has a zero-tolerance policy on lateness?