On Wednesday, New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez somehow got her head stuck inside a bucket. She was heard yelling, “Who turned out the lights?” while repeatedly running full speed into walls. Republicans immediately pounced, using this as proof that Ocasio-Cortez is “kind of a dummy.” Many journalists, on the other hand, leaped to Ocasio-Cortez’s defense, saying her getting her head firmly wedged inside of a plastic bucket was further proof of her being an intelligent and dynamic politician.
“Most people don’t have her scientific curiosity and intelligence,” said MSNBC pundit Chris Hayes. “Someone incurious like Trump would never look at a bucket and ask ‘Could my head fit inside that?’ But Ocasio-Cortez dives into such questions head first.”
“She is making a bold statement,” said CNN’s Chris Cuomo. “The bucket on her head is from Walmart, and she is saying loud and clear that corporations have blinded us all.”
Number of SNL segments regarding Sarah Palin: 137
Number of SNL segments regarding AOC: 0
Our society is really upside down when the Babylon Bee is more accurate than the MSM
She seems to have her head stuck up the lower rear back end of her anatomy on an hourly basis.
She doesn’t show an intellectual curiosity, she IS a curiosity.
Daily she appears to be acting out her favorite episodes of the three stooges.
I am MAD!!!
OUTRAGED I tell you!!!
How DARE they pick on that poor innocent…..bucket!
What did that bucket do to deserve such an awful fate?
Having to put up with a communist dummy like her breathing and spitting on your nice clean surfaces and worst of all enduring her ugly mug so close and invasively against your personal space until the moron gets help pulling the bucket off her oversized head…. because you KNOW she could not figure out how to do it herself and if left to her own devices she would probably chop openings in the side of the bucket for her liehole and eyes.
Ocasio is proof you can have your head so far up your ass that you have to open your mouth to see where you are going
AOC with a KFC bucket of government cheese!
Speaking of Babylon Bee, they now have a podcast, if you’re interested.
You have to put your head in the bucket to see what is in the bucket. Duh – just good politics.
It is funny because the MSM has been explaining mightily how Ilhan Omar having a washrag stuck on her head is empowering.
She was trying to read the price tag.
Some wag painted a $20.00 bill on the bottom of the bucket…
She’s looking for whats next on her Bucket List.
Chances are she stole the bucket and was attempting to hide it.
Once over her head she couldn’t see it and assumed that no one else could, either.
Pete (the goose) does the same thing.
izlamo delenda est …