WaExam:
She’s a bit too young to legally hold the job, but that hasn’t stopped Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez from measuring the drapes in the vice president’s office.
“It’d be an honor to be vice president,” she said in a weekend interview when asked about becoming Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders’s running mate should he become the Democratic presidential nominee.
But, she added, at 30, she is five years short of the constitutional age limit for vice president — or president.
“Well, I can’t be his running mate, because I’m not old enough. I’m 30, and you have to be at least 35. But, it’d be an honor to be vice president,” she told Noticias Telemundo.
She will be eligible for the job in time for the 2024 election. read more
Can she be any worse than Biden or Gore?
Of what?
She’s a bit too young to legally hold the job, but that hasn’t stopped Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez from measuring the drapes in the vice president’s office.
She doesn’t believe in the constittution anyway so what difference does a thing like age matter anyway.
She’d be a shoe in in Venezuela.
Choke on a bag of dicks, you slobbering simulacrum of a human being. You worthless mommet — stuffed with moldy hay and poisonous poke berries. You are a puppet and don’t have the balls Feathertop had.
“I am nothing, Mother. I am not a man. I am just a puff of smoke. I want to be something more than just a puff of smoke.” And Feathertop took his pipe, and with all his strength smashed it against the floor. He fell down and became a bundle of sticks as his pumpkin face rolled toward the wall.
Nat Hawthorne, 1852
Sanders knew she was too young. That’s why he felt safe in asking her.
She wouldn’t be the first “dumb as a box of rocks” VP candidate, that is for sure. Unfortunately, “dumb as a box of rocks” is an apt description for all of this year’s dem candidates.
If she ever holds that office it is time for an asteroid to destroy the Earth. We would deserve it.
AOC doesn’t have enough brain power to subtract the year she was born from the current year to figure out how old she really is. Then again maybe she’s figuring on being “Butt Hurt” Bernie’s V.P. for his second term.
During the vice presidential debate the moderator will ask AOC, “Spit or swallow?”
It would be my honor to watch her working at McDonald’s and asking “Would you like fries with that?” rather than hearing her ask if people should be “forced” to grow “colonial Cauliflower” in NY SHITTY.
Nah….Not even….just nah…..consideration?….nah!….I got a bad little toe that’s 62 years old that is a better candidate…..never….thank God she will be tending bar again next fall…..
“Poor Feathertop,” Mother Rigby said, looking at the heap on the floor. “He was too good to be a scarecrow. And he was too good to be a man. But he will be happier, standing near the corn all summer and protecting it from the birds. So I will make him a scarecrow again.”
Hawthorne
Nathaniel had a bleak view of humanity. When I was younger I thought he was an asshole. As I get older I come to think he was an asshole who had some sense.
“She offered her honor,
He honored her offer,
And all night long,
He was on her and off her.”
Sorry, I was just reminded of that old bit of doggerel.
Her physical age is one thing…..her mental age is quite another.
What’s better than honor?
Inner.
I’d like to see her choke on a sack of cocks.
She would be what is known as an insurance policy.
Rules are for the little people. Nothing Bernie Sanders says is legal.
The government is going to arrest gas company executives for climate crimes? He’s going to take the pencil out of his ass and erase our borders? Lower the voting age to 16 because they’re the only ones stupid enough to believe that he can do the things he claims he can do.
If the last 11 years have taught me anything, it’s that rules only matter if there are consequences from breaking them. As of today, a lot of people have broken a lot of rules, right up to Schiff’s impeachment scam and spying on other members of Congress, and not a one has spent a night in the grey bar hotel.
Day One Executive Order: You can be AOC’s age and be VP ex post facto. See? Problem solved.
“… the vice presidency is not worth a bucket of warm spit.”
(Garner)
Gore, Humphrey, Biden, Mondale … yeah … she’d fit right in …
izlamo delenda est …
I’m with Brayden, If she ever gets to that office we the People will deserve what we get
Dear stupid lady you will never be anyone’s VP pick ever not even in your wildest demonic dreams. Just go away and leave us the hell alone. And I predict that you won’t even be a congress critter a year from now unless you manage to prove that the idiots in your district are dumber than you are, God forbid. You should listen to the old kids ditty, nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I’ll go eat worms.
bil Clinton would pick her
Remember back when politics was about leadership, and choosing the best person for the job?
Now it’s simply a popularity contest betwween people that ain’t too popular.
These days, your average beauty contestant has more going for her than any of these demo-gags.
“She will be eligible for the job in time for the 2024 election.”
Yeah, but by then Bernie will be taking a dirt nap.
@ woody
Five will get you ten, by 2024, everyone on Earth will be enjoying a dirt nap. Lucifer is building a huge wing down here, saying something about a Great Meteor.
The only position of power she should ever be in is Woman-On-Top.