Apple Beta Testing Team Didn’t Notice a Feature of Apple Watch Didn’t Work On Black Skin – I Wonder Why?

18 Comments on Apple Beta Testing Team Didn’t Notice a Feature of Apple Watch Didn’t Work On Black Skin – I Wonder Why?

1. and then tim gives the thumbs up the moment that they have been planning for many months has arrived. With a few keystrokes, the “Easter Egg” hidden inside of every watch is activated. “They are now all under my control” Tim says with a sneer, followed by a maniacal laugh.

2. At least they don’t work over tattoos, either.
   That’s something.

3. So who hates black people – the watch or homofascist bigot Tim Cook?

4. The darker the complexion, the closer the readout is to Zulu time.

   🙂 🙂 🙂

5. If top executives had a heart, they wouldn’t be top executives.
   : )

6. So just change the name to iNtolerant and move on.

7. it is not just race this is so typical of new gadgets or programs world over, those that develop them are not the ones that use them. then they wonder why folks don’t use their new product.

8. This is a special feature of the watch….It’s now theft proof…

9. “Anonymous

   This is a special feature of the watch….It’s now theft proof…”
   *****************************************
   That and WORK BOOTS!

10. I source all my computer hardware locally at the local manufacturing facility in urban Baltimore.

11. Apple did find the watch worked fine on staff gays. So….it’s got that going for it.

12. They knew something was wacky when Siri began talking Jive.

13. Their skin is too thin!

14. That proves it: light sensors are RAAAAAAAACIST!!!!

15. Apples are red
    Its executives are white
    Will iWatch work on blacks?
    Only if their skin is light.

16. I remember Timmy talking about how he and his “friend” could exchange heartbeats. Isn’t that sweet?
    I have a man’s Cassio GShock solar atomic (about $100 – but it sets itself to the atomic clock and solar recharges the battery – also good for swimming, diving, etc.)
    They finally got the iPhone to a decent size with the 6 and 6+ then want you to do your phone and messaging functions on a 1 inch square watch screen.
    Most of their target audience don’t even wear watches.
    I like the iPhone 6, iPad, and iMac. I’ll skip on the watch.

17. iDontCare about the iRaciss.

18. LMFAO! You can’t make this shit up.