Amy Schumer has been signed to play Barbie in a new movie based on the iconic doll.
Maybe the movie is called Barbie because it’s about an Australian broad who can’t stop eating barbecue?
They really can’t be seriously considering her to play the Mattel doll, can they?
Maybe she’s going to play the eating disorder barbie.
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I’m sorry. I believe that somebody removed me from earth and placed me on a distant planet.
I don’t remember Barbie being a big cunt sucking sow.
i learned to design my own clothes using a barbie…..i was about six or seven, but i KNEW i would be 37-24-36 someday……
good thing i didn’t have an amy doll instead……..
when did i become anonymous?……..i’ve been chuckie for years…..
it’s the NSA, isn’t it…….either that or LO retta……i knew they would come for me someday…….
Barbie with a thyroid disorder.
No, she’s playing “I beat anorexia” Barbie.
Well, she and Barbie do have the same I.Q., but Barbie is hotter. And yes, I would do a doll before I would do Skanky Shumer.
I know, I know, TMI….
Chunk-style Barbie
It looks like she ate Barbie. And Ken for that matter.
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
I thought she was supposed to be in Canada by now, eh.
Based on this nonsense, that fag Obama will be cast as G.I. Joe… A cocksucking, taking it up the ass, G.I. Joe.
I was once at an opening of an Amy Schumer video in Toronto…she came into the event in a chauffeur driven Prius…..It quickly became ugly and quite brutal…. 7 pry bars died, 2 foot wedges were wounded and 132 people left with their thumbs in a hammock. This was all in an effort to get that fat bitch out of the car…..Finally, Pablo, an illegal immigrant from Utah passed her a plate of Enchiladas and she was last scene just outside of Reno Nevada, about 80 feet above the sky and climbing…
The head is hollow though, so it seems right.
Are you sure about the spelling? It’s not Barfie?
wow Barbie! … I’ve heard of water-weight gain … but did you have to drink up Lake Superior?
How does a fat ugly cunt get so much attention. My nightmare would be me being the last man alive with Amy and Hillary the last two women left on earth. The human race would die!
Don’t they believe in making movies that people want to watch, anymore?
manbearpig,
Nope, you will submit. Now go buy a bag of flower.
Sooo, Amy Schumer is the new Magnum Porky Barbie?
Why didnt they just get Rosie O”Donnel?
I continue to struggle to make sense of the whole Amy Schumer phenomenon. Unfunny, unattractive, no visible talent or skills. Is it some convoluted scheme to launder money and payoff uncle Chuck? Beer commercials, movie deals, concerts attended by 1000s WTF? And don’t get me started on
…Lena Dunham!
/welp
How am I going to explain this to my massive barbie collection that I keep in my attic? ‘Sorry, ladies but it appears that mattel wants to misrepresent and miscast you in the BIGGEST [fattest/fugliest/etc] way POSSIBLE.’
She looks like King Kong Bundy in that picture
Is Russian Barbie doll
Box office bust when it releases. They didn’t learn after the failed feminist reboot of Ghost Busters.
Groucho – Barbushka!
Axe Wielder: “She looks like King Kong Bundy in that picture”
…but without the intelligence, personality, or likeability.
I could see Schumer starring in a movie, but can’t figure out who they would get to play Kermit? Sooooo-eee!
@ Charlie Walkson: Rosie O”Donnel will be playing Ken.
Groucho
Barbie Ganoush
Can I confess something?
If Amy Schumer had voted for Trump, I’d have absolutely no problem giving her a vaginally administered brotein injection. And I’d only need half of a Blue Steel pill to get ‘er done. But what am I gonna do? I’m half German.
Or is it my Irish half that digs fat chicks
Is Amy-Barbie going to be accessorized with the public tampon that defines liberal women these days?
But then what does one expect from the Schumer gene pool?
Is it one of those dolls that pee?
Plot is Amy is one of many in a land of perfect Barbies. She’s the ugly duck who is cast out and voyages thru “our world” discovering it what is on the inside of a person makes them special. It’s essentially a remake of House Bunny.
Or in other words… Fart joke, breasts joke, fat joke, sex joke. FEMINISM!! Fart joke, breasts joke, fat joke, sex joke. FEMINISM!! Wash, rinse, repeat.
Gosh. Wasn’t this such a winning strategy with Sony’s reboot of the Ghostbusters?
So sick of Lena Dungheap! I care not what she does but I always read all the stuff on IOTW.
Who in their right mind would pay good money to see a movie about “Barbie”, much less one with the character being played by slutty Amy Schumer?
Speaking of Barbie, have you seen the new “Divorcee Barbie?
She comes with the house, the Corvette, and all of Ken’s stuff.
In the bad old days when I was a drinkin’ man I would allow women like her to service me. Afterwards, they were grateful and I was hungover. For me, those days are loooooong gone but women like her seem to be more plentiful. Must be the water.
*SIGH*
Another movie to miss.
I guess making blockbusters like “Plan 9 From Outer Space” are too expensive …
Or those 3-hour extravaganzas about 2 Frogs sitting in a diner speaking French …
izlamo delenda est …
it’s not klaus barbie it’s HOUSE Barbie…it’s HUUUUUUGGGGGGGEEEEE>