The weird, lonely life of an auto-show model.
There’s a lot of eye candy on display at the New York International Auto Show at the Javits Center: fierce-looking Corvettes and Vipers, sleek Jags and Maybachs, even a Range Rover convertible.
And then there’s Elizabeth and Brittany.
In her black mini-dress and fire-engine-red pumps, Elizabeth Smith— Miss Hawaiian Tropic Beauty 2014 — has spent a week smiling in front of NASCAR champ Kyle Busch’s Toyota. The show wraps up tonight.
“[People] say, ‘Are you just a model?’ ” huffs the Megan Fox look-alike.“I say, ‘I am a model, but I also know a lot about the vehicle.’ ” MORE
I doubt she knows anything worth knowing about those cars.
Obligatory, from the Simpsons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsTmF2Oicc
😉
Who cares?
Rodger that
@ Anonymous
I doubt you know shit about being a hot babe
@Tim, @JDHasty – Consider one good reason for caring: The longer you can stand there having a conversation with that hot babe with a brain, the longer you can stand there and look at her tits. (-:
That’s not why I would stand there, of course.
(I’m an ass man.)
Twenty years ago I thought about opening up a Tradeshow Bimbo enterprise – renting out hot chicks to all the vendors.
15 years ago I was at a Powder River Basin coal technology fair. Even there, hot models ruled the day.
Coal ain’t sexy. How else are you going to attract enormous interest in your dust control equipment?
“It’s not easy to shed sexist stereotypes while posed on a spinning turntable and behind glass, as if in a zoo.”
LMAO !!
Gee, Caption Obvious, what’s a bimbo to do?
Kelly Bundy nailed it.
Hey lady… I’ll pretend you’re smart if you pretend you want to sleep with me.
Ahh, yeah, that thing’s got pistons, and … and … uhh … stuff … and uhh … you hungry? I mean … uhh … y’know … you might want sumptin to eat … and … I din’t mean that like it sounded … uhh … you’re pretty smart for a girl with t … uhh … what I mean is that y’know … you’re pretty damned smart for a pretty … no … it … uhh …
That’s just a tricky way to get people to keep their hands off the cars. And I can see why those girls might be frustrated – no matter what they wear, men would rather see them wearing nothing at all.
Hey, there are other careers …
Whew, that Ken Paul model is one ugly woman!
looks like an eight banger to me
“It’s not easy to shed sexist stereotypes while posed on a spinning turntable and behind glass, as if in a zoo.”
Well, gee, if you’re SOOOOO concerned about being sexist stereotyped, then find another line of work more in keeping with your education . . if any.
Or, to put it another way, “Don’t bring nuthin’, won’t be nuthin’.”
Hey, she’s working.
Mercury made shit for years and should have been killed in 1978. But I do miss their commercials up til 2005
Ahhhh yes…Mercurys.
Just Fords with Lockwashers!
Meanwhile back at the show, that high compression cootch can be very temperamental to maintain!