We used to have a sign that said:
“Anything over five pounds please lower with a rope”
3
Having a s**tty day, are we?
3
And if it’s a really big one over 10 pounds issue a tsunami warning. I once heard a redneck comedian say that he took a dump so big that he dropped 2 pant sizes.
My mom when she had severe dementia would use a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe herself. It was OK until the toilet got so plugged up that it flooded the bathroom floor, and I had to forcibly remove my mom from the toilet and clean up a flooded bathroom floor afterwards, that was not fun.
3
I think that I used every large clean bathroom towel that I could find to clean up that mess and had to do a large load of laundry right away.
1
Damn, Geoff. Sorry you had to go through that. I have wondered if God spared me times like that with my parents dying fairly young and quick.
Which is why I’m likely to try to set a motorcycle speed record in heavy traffic, on the wrong side of the road, some day if diagnosed with a long term slowly debilitating disease.
With “Only the Good Die Young” playing as background music.
5
I had a high school biology teacher who used to tell us if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down. I’d hate to see what his bathroom looked like. He wasn’t a very good teacher by the way.
2
@geoff — The classiest version of that little sign I ran into was in a house on St. John USVI where there’s little ground water but a decent amount of rainfall. Decent amount, everyone had catchment and cistern, but not enough to be wasteful:
On our island in the sun
We never flush for number one.
But even when the sky is blue,
We always flush for number two.
2
In my HS biology class, we all thought that it was funny as hell to learn that the word defecate which meant to go poop, take a dump etc. which we had never heard before.
1
Geoff, your experiences will come in handy as this year winds down. No matter who is elected
2
Let’s hope that we don’t have to clean up a humongously large load of donkey crap after the election.
1
It’s the only time I follow what the sign says.
1
Poop poop a doop
2
You’ve got to be an old fart to even know who Betty Boop was. And 23 skidoo to you as well.
We had a problem with our septic system at the cottage,yeah it had to be rebuilt.
But for one season we had a really gross rule, no paper to be flushed instead you put it in a bin to be emptied later by some kid who acted up.
It was originally built 40 years ago so got our moneys worth.
Also ever wonder why poop posts get lots of replies?
HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA!
ew.
HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA!
We used to have a sign that said:
“Anything over five pounds please lower with a rope”
Having a s**tty day, are we?
And if it’s a really big one over 10 pounds issue a tsunami warning. I once heard a redneck comedian say that he took a dump so big that he dropped 2 pant sizes.
Roh oh!! Where does the brown stuff go?
Sooo… Is this what they want?
https://youtu.be/sT0Bak8Yupw?t=34
Seems wasteful, but ok.
My mom when she had severe dementia would use a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe herself. It was OK until the toilet got so plugged up that it flooded the bathroom floor, and I had to forcibly remove my mom from the toilet and clean up a flooded bathroom floor afterwards, that was not fun.
I think that I used every large clean bathroom towel that I could find to clean up that mess and had to do a large load of laundry right away.
Damn, Geoff. Sorry you had to go through that. I have wondered if God spared me times like that with my parents dying fairly young and quick.
Which is why I’m likely to try to set a motorcycle speed record in heavy traffic, on the wrong side of the road, some day if diagnosed with a long term slowly debilitating disease.
With “Only the Good Die Young” playing as background music.
I had a high school biology teacher who used to tell us if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down. I’d hate to see what his bathroom looked like. He wasn’t a very good teacher by the way.
@geoff — The classiest version of that little sign I ran into was in a house on St. John USVI where there’s little ground water but a decent amount of rainfall. Decent amount, everyone had catchment and cistern, but not enough to be wasteful:
In my HS biology class, we all thought that it was funny as hell to learn that the word defecate which meant to go poop, take a dump etc. which we had never heard before.
Geoff, your experiences will come in handy as this year winds down. No matter who is elected
Let’s hope that we don’t have to clean up a humongously large load of donkey crap after the election.
It’s the only time I follow what the sign says.
Poop poop a doop
You’ve got to be an old fart to even know who Betty Boop was. And 23 skidoo to you as well.
We had a problem with our septic system at the cottage,yeah it had to be rebuilt.
But for one season we had a really gross rule, no paper to be flushed instead you put it in a bin to be emptied later by some kid who acted up.
It was originally built 40 years ago so got our moneys worth.
Also ever wonder why poop posts get lots of replies?