Breaking 911: TUCSON, Ariz. – U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers at Arizona’s Port of Nogales arrested a United States citizen Tuesday night for attempting to smuggle heroin on her person.
CBP officers at the DeConcini pedestrian crossing referred a 50-year-old Tucson woman for further inspection and found two packages concealed around her torso, one package was identified as a quarter pound of heroin worth almost $6,800 and the second package of pills is undetermined at this time. read more
She might have read about that news guy in LA and decided to try something different.
Share the illegal drugs with Pelosi and Schumer. Will be interesting to see if their next of kin to announce there is no emergency on the border.
Gosh oh golly, isn’t that “cultural appropriation” taking the job of a drug smuggling illegal?
I’m NOT going to post Samwells’ YouTube
“What What (in the butt)”,
NO I’M NOT!
I went through the Nogales Port of Entry on spring break in 1975. A switch blade fell into my pants and went undiscovered…imagine that….Maybe I meant Cactus Jack….or Cactuvesus Festus….
“Officer, two guys in MAGA hats taped this on my body…”
And this is news? WTF? It’s only newsworthy because she’s the only one of 1500 caught that did the same thing that day.
But, Senor Mr. Border Patrol man, zeez are my real teetz….and I am really, you know…so embarrasado…you know, preganista in ju Engles. Oh, sir, you must not feel my teetz or my estomago…Or I screem………OH, SIR, NO…ZEEZ GREENGO HE RAPA ME….HELP, HELP…ASSISTANCIAS, ASSISTANCIAS.
Hang her from the border fence (Mexican side)with piano wire