14 Comments on Armed Robber Wants Dough – Gets the Rolling Pin Instead
Pistol whippin’ his ass good! LOL!
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He should have kept going with the rolling pin!!!
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Tupperware pistols ain’t wort a shit you need a big old iron 1911 to properly pistol whip some maggot!
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They guy has some staying power, butt stroked a half dozen times after having shit knocked out of him with a rolling pin
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Seeing the perp with the mask reminds me: earlier this year I had to go to a jewelry store a couple of times. Being in a mall, I of course had to wear a mask. And I had a hat on. And I โforgotโ to take off my sunglasses.
Anything I could do to shown the absurdity of it all.
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SWEEET!
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i see a .45 mm two handled skillet warming up behind them.
Coulda used that too.
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They should’ve taken his pants and drawers too and then cut him loose.
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He gonna have a lump on his noggin the size of grapefruit.
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I love a happy ending.
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^^^^^
Me too.
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Damn shame it wuzn’t a cast iron rolling pin!
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Dad always told me “Never hit ’em in the head. The weapon or fist will just bounce off. Go for the knees. He was brought up in South Philly BTW.
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In a Dem city or state the shop owner would be charged and the robber made a hero.
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Pistol whippin’ his ass good! LOL!
He should have kept going with the rolling pin!!!
Tupperware pistols ain’t wort a shit you need a big old iron 1911 to properly pistol whip some maggot!
They guy has some staying power, butt stroked a half dozen times after having shit knocked out of him with a rolling pin
Seeing the perp with the mask reminds me: earlier this year I had to go to a jewelry store a couple of times. Being in a mall, I of course had to wear a mask. And I had a hat on. And I โforgotโ to take off my sunglasses.
Anything I could do to shown the absurdity of it all.
SWEEET!
i see a .45 mm two handled skillet warming up behind them.
Coulda used that too.
They should’ve taken his pants and drawers too and then cut him loose.
He gonna have a lump on his noggin the size of grapefruit.
I love a happy ending.
^^^^^
Me too.
Damn shame it wuzn’t a cast iron rolling pin!
Dad always told me “Never hit ’em in the head. The weapon or fist will just bounce off. Go for the knees. He was brought up in South Philly BTW.
In a Dem city or state the shop owner would be charged and the robber made a hero.