I gotta tell ya, anybody stupid enough to buy ANYTHING from these two deserves to get taken. Dan Ryan Galt
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Hey, hey, The American way!
Find a need and fill it.
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Musta run outta magic beans.
Or plastic bags of Unicorn Farts.
How many did Moose and Obola buy?
That guy on the left – I trust his ears.
Pass the eye bleach please!
Did the guy get run over by a 4 wheeler?
Don’t know why they go outta their way to look even more offensive.
Like to be the center of attention I guess.
Dang. Just…dang.
Guy on the left looks like a Wallace and Grommit character.
Obviously the dood on the left didn’t get the memo that having grillz in da hood doesn’t mean firing up a Webber and stickin yer face into it!
From the arrest report. I am rolling here.
“I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…”
How can you doubt anyone with that degree of commitment?
Gotta hand it to the writers at Stuppid. They’re pretty creative.
“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”~~~ H. L. Mencken US editor (1880 – 1956)
I’m taking a slightly different tack here: What made these two rocket surgeons think they could get away with it?
So, that’s what happens if you try to shave with a weed whacker, good to know, good to know.
You think they look crazy you ought to see the people who bought them!
@ Dr. Tar- You gotta use the brand-name string in your weed-whacker. What you see is the result of using cheap, off-brand weed-whacker string on your “beard.”
They are going to have loads of fun with that guy in the big house.
Perfect subAlterns for the Al Gore Church of Globaloney Warming.
I think somebody needs to check their refrigerator to see what’s lurking inside.
Didn’t they used to work fer Starbucks at one point?
Moose and Squirrel, ah Barry, look quite similar next to one another and enough people, living or dead, were stupid enough to punch their tickets to put them in the WH. Buying from these two wasn’t much of a stretch for them.
Looks like these two used their “gold bars” to smack each other around. A case of diversified crazy.
These are called “gazeekees” .. a special name for truly weird
“Didn’t they used to work fer Starbucks at one point?”
Yeah, these are the two who kept writing “Race Together” on everyone’s cups after the memo from corporate came down with instructions to cut it out.
Meth is a powerful drug.