A site that wanted to link us in a very high profile way asked us what we would like to use as a tagline, like Gateway Pundit’s, “Where Hope Finally Makes a Comeback.”
I had no answer. I never really gave it much thought.
Suggestions please.
And this is not an attempt to fish for compliments, it’s an earnest effort to capture what the hell we are?
Wait… “iOTWreport. What the hell are we?”
I can’t top that.
Facts and Fun without anything Fake.
IOTW………..where right battles wrong
IOTW………..where truth takes no prisoners.
Where conservative content, comedy, and commenters coalesce.
IOTW…………where the cool kids hang out
IOTWreport: You Cant Stuff The Shit Back Into The Bull!
IOTW ” we are gooder than taters, and better than snuff”
Or, “the winning mix of real news, opinion, and comedy”
Winner either way really.
IOTW….Fur with friends in ankle straps…..
Humorously pointing out the obvious to the oblivious.
“The Rude Frontier”
How did you all come up with I Own The World? Wondering if there’s something to riff off of there…
IOTW – Because even insomnia has benefits
IOTW – Wear Your Raincoat!
iOTWReport: Now Gluten-Free!
IOTWreport: Where life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
iOTW: We’re Scamps!
… We take checks.
… Have nothing nice to say? Come sit by us.
IOTWreport: Reports for morans.
IOTWreport: Oops, wrong thread…
I Say it. I Do it.
I am an Owner.
Welcome to my World.
iOTWReport: No sudden moves; we’re fear-biters
IOTWreport News – Art – Comedy – Opinons
IOTWreport: Why does this site have so many damn pop ups for erectile disfunction?
How about: IOTW: “Where common sense is actually common.”
I’ve always kinda thought of this place as the end result of a hook up between The Peoples Cube and The Onion, using a defective Russian rubber.
IOTWreport: It’s not the pants that make your ass look fat.
IOTWreport:
We had to suffer for our art and so should you.
IOTW REPORT….where liberals go to die…
IOTWREPORT….Fisking stiffs stuff….
I don’t know,I’ve got enough problems of my own!
IOTWreport: Do you think it’s weird that my third testicle is bigger than the other two?
Eclectic with seriousness and humor.
I don’t like their suggestion. Hope was in style before His O’liness coopted it.
We tried to be number 1 but ended up a big number 2.
IOTW-We Keep an Eye On The World so you don’t have to
IOTW Report: “Where the News is Presented in Five Acts, Three of Which are Natural”
IOTW; who do we think we are?
IOTW; because facts irritate the left.
IOTWREPORT – The Right Place, at The Right Time.
“We don’t ride the Short Bus”
Dont make us pay attention to you.
You wont like the results.
IOTWREPORTS, The vocal majority.
These are all printworthy.
“Not Your Father’s Website”
Doing it the right way, for the right reasons.
IOTW
Hey, at least we’re not Gateway Pundit
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We make Charles Johnson cry.
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We’re articulate, bright, clean and a nice-looking. Just like Obama, only slightly more white.
We’re not racist, we hate everybody.
A safe place for sane people.
Deplorable and damn proud of it.
IOTWReport: YES WE CAN!
A scathing tongue in cheek review of left wing lunacy!
“We squash parasites.”
Tacky, yet unrefined.
The men are handsome, the women are lovely, the leftists are road kill.
Easily Digestible Truth served Plain
iOTW ~ Yeah, we built that!
~ Now, with more Flabinoids
~ NOT Nuclear-Free
~ Not responsible for your panties in a wad
~ With all due respect … your cranial/rectal inversion is showing
~ With all due respect … naaaaaaaah …
~ We don’t serve shitpickles
@grool. But without the nice crease in our pants 👖.
iOTW Report: We didn’t invent Snark, we just perfected it.
IOTW Report: You brought this on yourself
I like Rich Taylor’s, “Where the cool kids hang out”.
“Fun with Fur” would be good too.
IOTW Report: Where schadenfreude is served as an appetizer.
IOTW Report: A pleasant stroll through the meadow of psychopaths, firebombers, corrupticrats…and nice people, too.
IOTW – An island of sanity in a sea of leftist drivel.
IOTW – Fun, serious, deplorable, and right.
IOTW Report: We Know who we are! Do You?
IOTW Report: The absolute last place you should visit if truth scares you.
IOTW Report – A place where you never get tired of winning.
“IOTW: We Really Believe in the First @#$%ing Amendment here!”
IOTW Report: Free Speech Zone
The place where Hillary Clinton’s kakistocracy was stopped.
Stand up sanity.
IOTWREPORT….Sport F***ing imbeciles….
IOTWREPORT: ‘FINDING THE MISSING LINKS’
IOTW Report And Refresh on Liberty
IOTW Report: What a Capitol Idea!
(Sherlock Holmes)
IOTW Report: Never tired of Winning!
Insightful Observations, Thoughtful Wit, now with SuperSnark™!
MJGA – Making journalism great again
IOTW Report———-Digging The Legacy Media’s Grave For Years
IOTW Report———-All This Flack Tell’s Us We’re Right Over The Target
IOTW Report———-No Printing Press, No Muskets, No Problem. Freedom Evoloved.
IOTW Report———-Not Your Grand Daddy’s NEWs Rag
As seen on the Internets!
There is room for you, under the Big Fur Hat
Profligate with Wisdom
Niggardly with Nonsense
iOTWREPORT.com – Conservative Exceptionalism’s
HindHeadquartersFun so cheap, even Poor Lazlo can enjoy!
iOTWr – A poke in the eye to anti-America
IOTWREPORTS, where men are men and the womenz are too and the sheep run scared.
IOTWReport.com — “If you want to get ahead, get a (Big Fur) hat!” (stolen from the American Hat Council, 1934)
IOTWReport.com — “It’s a bit of an animal.” (stolen from Peperami, 1993)
IOTWReport.com — “Lifts and separates!” (stolen from Playtex, 1930’s)
~AA
IOTW Report: The site that made Matt Drudge jealous.
iOTWReport – We were deplorable before Hillary tried to cheat her way into the White House
iOTWReport Do or say something dumb and we’ll laugh at you.
iOTWReport – safe spaces not allowed
iOTWReport – The White House Correspondent’s Dinner wishes they were us.
IOTW Report: Because Agitprop Should Last Longer Than Four Hours.
IOTWreport
You report .. We deride
IOTWReport … The Best Snark on the Internet … and the Worst
IOTWReport: Breaking news, breaking liberals.
Big Fur Hats place, Don’t steal my shit man.
IOTWreport: What more can be said!
IOTWReport: We have gum and hardware.
IOTWReport: Snark so thick liberals choke on it.
IOTWReport: We come here for love.
IOTWReport: Doing the job the MSM won’t do.
IOTWReport: Lordy, come hide behind the IronyCurtain!
IOTWReports. We shoot Trolls. Then we hang them.
IOTWReport: We’re sociable, not socialist.
IOTWReport: Bring your own whatever.
IOTWReport- Not responsible for lost or stolen merchandise.
IOTWReport – For your safety, keep windows up and doors locked.
Award Winning Internet Site Since 1969
IOTW Report: Because that fuc bitch mainstream media is lying to you.
How about you just save all of these and change your tagline out weekly?
That would be fun and confuse the heck out of libidiots.
iOTWreport.com – Try to troll us. C’mon, we dare ya!
They report, we decide
or
They report, we deride.
“The antidote to Leftism.”
IOTW:
30 Days Without Incident
IOTW:
Where the EDIT Button actually works*
*Subject to change without notice.
The real deal because we just can’t make this crap up.
IOTW:
The No Sven Zone
When have Steven, Brad, Geoff, Tony, etc, but no Sven!
We protect our right, be careful not to step in what’s left.
We protect our right, be careful not to step in what’s left.
There are many excellent choices, which chicken do you pluck?
IOTWReports….Because What The FU*K was already taken!
IOTW: Hold on to your hat and glasses, cuz this here is the wildest ride on the internet!
When will the winning tagline be debuting on IOTW’s home page? 🙂 Asking for a friend.
IOTW:
Fifteen minutes could save you…well, nothing.
Still worth it though! 🙂
IOTW:
Where the owners aren’t billionaires and will never spy on you or sell your data.
Well, they certainly aren’t billionaires…
IOTWREPORT.com…..” Because you’ll like the fried pertaters…..ummm hmmmm”…
iOwnTheWorld calling, they want their website back! 🙂
IOTW Where Unmet Friends battle a Known Foe with art, snark and smarts.
IOTWREPORT.com….”Where everybody doesn’t know your name”…..
IOTW: Can we borrow some money?
IOTW: In Other Trumping Words…
IOTW: What the NYT would be if it actually cared about journalism
IOTW: One server crash away from oblivion
iOTWreport ~ Hemorrhoid-free since Jan. 20, 2017
IOTW:
Our paywall is always down, and our servers work pretty often.
IOTW:
“No intent to be intelligent or humorous.”-James Comey
iOTWReport – Simply deplorable
All out of gum..
From our keyboards to God’s ears
Loco/Janes Comey for the win!
IOTW ….” A Common Sense Time Out “
IOTW …… ” The Sounding Board for the Worlds Silent Majority “
IOTW….. ” Where the Rubber meets the Reader “
IOTW.. ” A Common Sense Swimmin Pool “
IOTW ” We Accept the Converted “
IOTW …” Where Liberals stop and Cry “
IOTW … ” Where the Women are Stunning and the Men are Handsome “
“Welcome to iOTWreport – I love you”.
When Ace of Spades is just too highbrow…
IOTW understands and is here for you.
CAUTION: Illiterate Harshing Zone.
The Enema of the Left.
Echo Chamber of the Harsh Truth
Laughing at Leftists.
IOTW. Like an online Waffle House, welcoming you 24/7 except you don’t have to wear pants.
You’re a Liberal, how droll!
You have no clothes.
iOTWREPORT.com – The Internet’s Premier Cultural Crime Scene Clean-up Crew
Three rights are just waiting on the forth.
Feasting on the bones of Marxism.
The hilarity of the deranged Left.
@Rich Taylor:
I really like this, as do several others here, but there one thing that bothers me. The median age here seems to be about 60! Heck, tomorrow I start working on my 70th year.
Welcome to IOTWReports. You must be this tall to ride this ride.
Let’s take a Page from the Beautiful FLOTUS and keep it simple
“Buckle up”
IOTWReport – Where Snark Made A Comeback.
The Larry Storch of right wing blogs.
Wait…
IOTWReport – We’d Like To Join Your Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.
It’s okay to have an iOTWR tramp stamp.
iOTWreport – palatable conservative conversation
IOTW Report: When you care enough to blog the very best.
BFH if you sleep on it tonight it will come to you
Happy Birthday Unca Al……. Oh yeah my submission:
“iOTWreport… making fun of the insane left since XXXX…”
I seriously cannot remember when you got this rolling!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
No Dopes For Hope Here
An Audacity To Lean In And Ask What Happened While Laughing
IOTW: Like Christmas. For Conservatives!
Okay…. Guess I should have re-read the “about us” section…..
“iOTWreport… making fun of the insane left since 2009…”
IOTWReport: Never “Never Trump.”
POINT= CNN/MSNBC
COUNTER POINT= IOTWREPORT
IOTWREPRT.com…..”We care because we don’t have to”…..
Where Soy Boys fear to tread.
I’m late , as usual, but Michelle Malkin used to call IOTW REPORT, “mischievously hilarious,” or something like that. Perfect1
Wasn’t a line from Andrew Breitbart on the old site header, asking how much can I buy that website for? Or some such.
IOTWReport: Where red pill meets rabbit hole.
It’s about nothing
IOTW…Where the brain goes for Porn
IOTW: In Other Thinking Worlds
iOTWreport, If you’re not well armed with wit, you won’t make it out the door.
175 comments?!? That’s gotta break a record.
Well, I’m late to the party, and I admit to not reading most yet, but…
All the news they tried to flush.
Where the Left shows it’s slip.
Pulling back the curtain.
IOTWReport: Where reality bites – and leaves a hickey.
What’s your verdict, Fur? Any keepers or did you come up with something on your own? Update please.
iowreport: liberals welcome! 🙂
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Checking to see if I’m allowed a few infrequently used HTML presentation tags.
big: this should be big
small: this should be small
sub: this should be subscript
sup: this should be superscript
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edit: Well, dang. The tags got stripped out even from the editable source. No joy.
@Uncle Al: I don’t know if you’ll see this, but can you tell me where other commenters
are getting the cool emoticons and other symbols to post with their remarks? Copying
and pasting them doesn’t seem to work, and almost all the ones I used to use no longer function, either. About the only ones that still work for me are 🙂 , 😉 , and 🙁
(colon, right paren; semicolon, right paren; and colon, left paren).
…IOTW. And now you can too…