My beef needs to be 88% beef like Taco Bell. I’m a big big fan of added cellulose for anti-clumping.
Not really, but when I was poor, I’d mix a 50/50 ratio ground beef to finely chopped onion. You get 2x the burgers for a little over half price.
Well…. Cattle eat plants, so isn’t beef really just vegetation converted into meat?
Somehow that reminds me of the 50 y.o. virgin prostitute.
Cows, fed a diet of grass and grain, = Vegetarian Cows.
Burgers, made from ground up dead Vegetarian Cow muscles, = vegetarian burgers!
served for lunch at Al Gore’s “Global Warming is Real” conference.
I’d say that’s one hell of an oxymoron. Only the Brits could confuse the language this way. Located on Abbatoir Rd. no less, by the way an abbatoir is a slaughter house. And do vegetables scream, cry out in pain or bleed when you slaughter them and convert them into beef? Talk about alchemy, who knew you could convert veggies into beef.
Not that far from the truth! My late friend Robert enjoyed telling the story of a cookout he attended in California some years back. He was chatting with the man doing the cooking when a woman walked up and asked him for her burger to be cooked very well done, gray all the way through, because she didn’t eat red meat any longer.
And…
√ 100% organic!
√ Gluten free!
√ No hormones!
√ No antibiotics!
√ Humanely slaughtered!
√ Planet friendly – flatulence-free cattle!
√ Farmer drives a Prius and voted for Obama.
√ Even Liberals can eat it!
Hilarious! When Dennis Miller had his radio show they had a HYBRID sticker for sale on his site. People would buy them and then call in to the show to tell Dennis how it went. One guy slapped his on his giant gas-guzzling Mack truck. Imbeciles would often stop him and say, “I had no idea that big rig was a hybrid. Good for you!”
Vegan: I can’t eat anything that has a face.
Me: Me neither. That’s why I cut the heads off before cooking stuff.
If sexual predators such as Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein can be labeled warriors for women’s rights why can’t a beef hamburger be labeled vegetarian?
If noted energy consumers such as Al Gore and Leonard DiCaprio can be labeled warriors against carbon emissions why can’t a beef hamburger be labeled vegetarian?
If walled=off out of reach celebrities such as George Clooney and Mark Zuckerberg can be labeled warriors against borders why can’t a beef hamburger be labeled vegetarian?
My niece is a vegetarian because she “loves animals”. I told her that I love animals, too. They’re delicious. Seriously, if God didn’t want us to eat animals, He would not have made them out of meat.
I never *did* understand the whole “you want to be a vegetarian but want to eat stuff that looks/smells/tastes like meat” sales pitch.
THIS one is merely truth in advertising.
sorta like “ingredients: love.”
@even steven:
Vegan: I can’t eat anything that has a face.
Me: Me neither. That’s why I cut the heads off before cooking stuff.
I see a market for gourmet baboon buttock burgers!
No animals died or were injured in the making of this comments section!
With special sauce. Speaking of special sauce, remember when the BigMac tasted good? It tastes like saw dust and liquid smoke now. I can’t eat em anymore.
I was cooking shrimp stir fry for a wedding group once, the brides mother informed me the bride wouldn’t eat anything with a face, I assured her the shrimp had been headed.
The bride ate it without comment, cause I’m a damn fine cook.
Send all the vegetarians down to Venezuela and see how long they last with their picky palates.
Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian.
Good one, on the order of the Monty Python advert “Holiday Homes for Pets Pie Company”
Oh yummy. Tallow burgers.
I’m eating last year’s vegetables to become next year’s vegetables.
Where can I get a case?
Must be a lesbian company; they’re accustomed to using meat substitutes…
I need this!
Don’t forget the cheese!
My beef needs to be 88% beef like Taco Bell. I’m a big big fan of added cellulose for anti-clumping.
Not really, but when I was poor, I’d mix a 50/50 ratio ground beef to finely chopped onion. You get 2x the burgers for a little over half price.
Well…. Cattle eat plants, so isn’t beef really just vegetation converted into meat?
Somehow that reminds me of the 50 y.o. virgin prostitute.
Cows, fed a diet of grass and grain, = Vegetarian Cows.
Burgers, made from ground up dead Vegetarian Cow muscles, = vegetarian burgers!
served for lunch at Al Gore’s “Global Warming is Real” conference.
I’d say that’s one hell of an oxymoron. Only the Brits could confuse the language this way. Located on Abbatoir Rd. no less, by the way an abbatoir is a slaughter house. And do vegetables scream, cry out in pain or bleed when you slaughter them and convert them into beef? Talk about alchemy, who knew you could convert veggies into beef.
Not that far from the truth! My late friend Robert enjoyed telling the story of a cookout he attended in California some years back. He was chatting with the man doing the cooking when a woman walked up and asked him for her burger to be cooked very well done, gray all the way through, because she didn’t eat red meat any longer.
And…
√ 100% organic!
√ Gluten free!
√ No hormones!
√ No antibiotics!
√ Humanely slaughtered!
√ Planet friendly – flatulence-free cattle!
√ Farmer drives a Prius and voted for Obama.
√ Even Liberals can eat it!
And we’ll never forget…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0
I’m still concerned about the GMO factor.
Hilarious! When Dennis Miller had his radio show they had a HYBRID sticker for sale on his site. People would buy them and then call in to the show to tell Dennis how it went. One guy slapped his on his giant gas-guzzling Mack truck. Imbeciles would often stop him and say, “I had no idea that big rig was a hybrid. Good for you!”
Vegan: I can’t eat anything that has a face.
Me: Me neither. That’s why I cut the heads off before cooking stuff.
If sexual predators such as Bill Clinton and Harvey Weinstein can be labeled warriors for women’s rights why can’t a beef hamburger be labeled vegetarian?
If noted energy consumers such as Al Gore and Leonard DiCaprio can be labeled warriors against carbon emissions why can’t a beef hamburger be labeled vegetarian?
If walled=off out of reach celebrities such as George Clooney and Mark Zuckerberg can be labeled warriors against borders why can’t a beef hamburger be labeled vegetarian?
My niece is a vegetarian because she “loves animals”. I told her that I love animals, too. They’re delicious. Seriously, if God didn’t want us to eat animals, He would not have made them out of meat.
I never *did* understand the whole “you want to be a vegetarian but want to eat stuff that looks/smells/tastes like meat” sales pitch.
THIS one is merely truth in advertising.
sorta like “ingredients: love.”
@even steven:
I see a market for gourmet baboon buttock burgers!
No animals died or were injured in the making of this comments section!
With special sauce. Speaking of special sauce, remember when the BigMac tasted good? It tastes like saw dust and liquid smoke now. I can’t eat em anymore.
I was cooking shrimp stir fry for a wedding group once, the brides mother informed me the bride wouldn’t eat anything with a face, I assured her the shrimp had been headed.
The bride ate it without comment, cause I’m a damn fine cook.
Send all the vegetarians down to Venezuela and see how long they last with their picky palates.
Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian.
Good one, on the order of the Monty Python advert “Holiday Homes for Pets Pie Company”
Oh yummy. Tallow burgers.
I’m eating last year’s vegetables to become next year’s vegetables.
Where can I get a case?
Must be a lesbian company; they’re accustomed to using meat substitutes…