At least one church which will never have a massacre

16 Comments on At least one church which will never have a massacre

1. Caption: We are five of the virgins you will meet up with muzzieboy.

2. Here’s five of us.. Come on up to allah. We’re a waitin.’

   Oh Unless Pope Francis says stand down.

   Then you can have your way with us..
   I guess.

3. It’s hard to stop someone with a vest with explosives. They usually appear normal.

4. Hum, I think this is as good as any reason for choosing what church to attend. Armed to the teeth sounds pretty righteous to me.

5. Now if the Catholics would get with the program RE: Swiss Guards, homegrown style. That’d be good.

6. Not church – gotta be a chuch.

7. That’s how my gramma n nem said church. Chuch. Or Choich. lol

8. When all else fails, there’s the gospel according to Winchester.

9. Testify! 😀

10. “Ohhh ma goodniss!” Fixed it. T/Y

11. Jesus never stopped ministering to the flock just because some of them chose to be armed.

12. The Nuns of Navarone

13. Jesus didn’t have a problem with armed disciples either;
    John 18:10 NIV – Then Simon Peter, who had a sword, drew it and struck the high priest’s servant, cutting off his right ear. BTW, Peter was rebuked for interfering with God’s plans, not for being armed.

14. And she went there after she ate brefuss, right?

    ; )

15. Starring Gregory Packin’.

16. “What did you calls us? Penguins? Well Aloha Snackbar to you too!”