Audience Member Asked To Tell A Joke

13 Comments on Audience Member Asked To Tell A Joke

1. Spot on!

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2. That was pretty funny!

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3. What’s so funny? Every time I to talk to support I have to listen to that crap.

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4. His accents were pretty good-I laughed

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5. I’m retired, but I miss the laughter of working with the funniest people I’ve ever seen. For over thirty years, we worked twelve-hour shifts together and at times it was like being at a comedy club. The jokes and storytelling were a thing of brilliance. Sometimes, we’d all be laughing so hard and for so long that we’d have to take a break. If I could have only been able to record the awesome hilarity, I’d be laughing from now on.

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6. @Dr Hambone

   I suspect you worked in a hospital.

   Like, in a surgery area. “Didja see the appendix I pulled out of that guy? It was as big as a football. Hey, between surgeries, we can toss it around the office and pretend we’re in the NFL”.

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7. ^^^
   LOL No, I worked in a large petro-chemical plant. Even though I’m a pretend doctor, my sense of humor is very real.

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8. The comedian should have said to the guy as he was leaving the stage, “Thank you, please come again”.
   https://youtu.be/Oxb59m3bREU
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9. Another doctor joke:

   To do a colostomy properly, a doctor needs to have a good camera and tweezers.

   To do a colonectomy properly, a doctor needs to have a lot of guts.

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10. When I worked in the lab we usually answered the phone “Lab here”
    One time I answered the phone “Lab here”
    The guy on the other end said “Beagle here”

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11. I don’t think I can finish my set now…

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12. Funny, but

    Its all fun and games until someone calls the ISP call center…

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13. A young man seeks out an old rabbi reputed to be wisest man around. He says, “Rabbi I have a wish and I need your help to make it come true. It’s a powerful wish with which Im obsessed”
    “What is your wish, son?” The Rabbi replied
    “I wish to live forever and I need your advice to make that happen”
    The Rabbi thought for a few minutes and then finally said, “That’s easy, get married”
    “Married?” The man replied “And that will let me live forever.”
    “No” the Rabbi scoffed,”But it’ll make that wish go away”.

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