If the super venomous snakes and spiders or the man eating saltwater crocs and great white sharks (not to mention the deadly blue ring octopus) don’t get you… A young Australian is in the hospital after being feasted upon by sea lice after just wading around on a Melbourne beach.
Yeah, well…as nice as Australia may be, it seems it’s true that just about every little creature of nature there is OUT TO KILL YOU.
:O
Sea lice or democrats?
That makes skinny dipping out of the question.
Toss a SJW or two in the water to attract all the sea lice before you go in yourself. Think of them as chum.
My ex-wife is on her period. I’ll attach her alimony payment to my remote controlled boat and she can chase after it.
Ooooo, almost got it that time, keep trying!
Good thing he didn’t dip his dingdong in the deep, that would be devastating
I see a future spa treatment.
There is something about the Southern Hemisphere that has always been unappealing to me. Africa? No. South America? No. I always thought Australia and New Zealand would be cool. Just changed my mind.
I’m surprised Steven Irwin lasted as long as he did, given all the animals down under that could make one take a dirt nap.
Just contain that island and make it a zoo. lol
Wow…. No wonder Hitler moved from there to Germany.
Come to Australia. The continent that WANTS YOU DEAD!
Another good reason to not go to Australia.
They were probably imported in with the Muzzies!
A mate, what’s eating you?
Tell the Chinese that they taste good and they are on the endangered species list. They’ll be gone in no time.
Been done.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058101/
Organgrinder…Tell Wang that it’ll make His Wang hard….Extinct in
two years( fairly tough to make a genital joke with Organgrinder)
@ Uncle Al
Kind of like dropping your drawers to keep the bull gnats out of your face.
There was a show in Australlia Called “Henry Butler in The Wild”, if He Saw an Old Tree Trunk He’d Reach His Hands in and Pull a Venemous Snake out. He Would See a Pond, Take off His Nutter Butter Shorts and Jump in wearing his Tidy Whities and Catch a Huge Snapping Turtle. Its From The 70s !!!
Australia, The 2nd most spoken language is screaming
^ LOL!
” I see a future spa treatment. ”
I bet that little GOOP bitch is right on it!
And the open wounds attract the Flesh Eating Bacteria.