CTH: If it seems like only a few weeks ago when Australia was kicking out an international tennis star for not being vaccinated, that’s because it was only a few short weeks ago.
However, with a massive surge in COVID-19 cases ongoing, and heeding urgent instructions from the WEF group, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison announces the land down under is now going to launch a new and improved tourist campaign.
Apparently, the Aussie government is concerned their modern ‘prison camp‘ island image might have a negative impact on visitors. more
New Aussie travel slogan-
AUSTRALIA- Still a penal colony.
Australia *use* to be on my bucket list. I crossed it off after all the Covid BS.
AUSTRALIA- All of The Thunderdome, None Of The Guns
Hey Australia, do you wish you had your guns back?
No thanks, been there done that. The flight is grueling, that is if it leaves on time or you get put on another flight that stops and you must change planes. Melbourne for instance. Their TSA personnel are obnoxious. Bark at you to stand on the long red carpet and don’t move. Then the dogs are brought around to sniff you for produce. Thank God I left them on the plane! We got to Sydney, checked into the hotel, decided to relax in the hot tub after a long flight and no sleep. But what happens? Two faggots in the hot tub start hitting on DH. I just can’t ever win! So, no thank you Australia.
P.S. One more thing, DH and I almost migrated to Australia. Thank you Jesus that our minds were changed and our careers happened here. Amen, amen, amen.
I can”t reed aUstralian, whas it say?
“Australia: 1,000 things that want to bite you, but we still suck.”
“Australia: comply with our whims, or we’ll kill you.”
“Australia: Come for the baby-eating Dingoes, Stay for the authentic Concentration camp atmosphere.
Come be a tourist in Oz?
Ummmmmmm………….no.
The only thing that might save Australia would be if a whole bunch of Quigley’s made a visit.
Don’t see that happening.
Fuck You & Crocodile Dundee!
Expose myself to fucking assholes that have proven they can out asshole Jay Inslee? Yea right.
Hey Aussie Govt. I have too many mates that were Aussie military both Diggers and Navy, and until I get the ALL CLEAR from them you con bugger off!
Screw Australia!
Didgeridoo? No, didgeridon’t!
Yeah, I’m running.
Joey Biden – I can”t reed aUstralian, whas it say?
Turn it over Jackass. It’s just upside down!